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when ben winston replies to a tweet that’s 3 years old and says he’s finally going to release the mcdonald’s footage tonight but we’ve waited 5 years and also we hate ben

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Okay so like...I took a break for mental reasons and then I get back on and have so many notifications???? Jesus. Should I start writing again or????

If so, should it be the fic I was previously writing or a new one?

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me coming to my senses: wow he was ugly

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#FACTS

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compilation of defaced racist monuments feel free to add more!

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harry’s “will you ever fuck me again”

Sydney, 07.02.15

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adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

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a bit of levity for your evening: I was extremely bored so I read through 1D’s entire tour rider from 2015 and these are my favorite things I learned:

They required a personal training room

The possibility of a 100-person after show party was possible at any venue

All their dressing rooms had to have provide “pleasant ambience”

There was one (1) box of Kleenex required per dressing room (why did I find this so funny)

Supposedly Louis was the only one using the dressing room that allowed smoking but that room required 4 ashtrays so what is the truth

Every venue had to provide at least three game options in the break room. My personal favorite is that “Space Invaders” was an option

There was an emphasis on all food being homemade and also caterers had to find “creative ways” to prevent the food from drying out while being served (okay)

All catering had to be on china (no plastic or Styrofoam allowed)

Their menu specifically required “one thick and hearty style soup - vegetarian or vegan” (once again, why is this so funny to me)

An emphasis that everything was to be cooked with olive oil and no butter

The mixed greens at the salad bar had to be VERY FRESH, all caps

The beets at the salad bar had to be “cooked and chunked” and not pickled

A different dessert was served at lunch and dinner, it had to be homemade and “profiteroles/eclairs” were an acceptable dessert option

While their production and management specifically asked for skim milk, 1D only drank whole or 2% milk (ew, gross, what the fuck, my dudes)

Also they only drank yellow and orange gatorade, which are literally the worst flavors, again, what the fuck

This wasn’t for 1D but their production office required “good bottle of red wine” and “interesting soft drinks” with a note that “Wob likes ginger beer!”… idk who Wob is but I hope he received his interesting ginger beer

For after show food, the venue had to provide a binder of local fast food options; if you’re curious their favorite joints of choice were KFC, In n Out, Steak n Shake, Chick Fil A, and “GOOD local pizza places” (get your shitty ass local pizza OUT OF HERE)

In safety warnings, 1D’s target audience was indicted as: “The Audience profile for this band are very young, excitable, and inexperienced. Audience has been scored 9/10, 0 being sedated seated and 10 being riotous and moshing” — hell yeah riotous, moshing 1D stans

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Hey I know that we’re dealing with something huge right now but trump is trying to allow adoption agencies to refuse services to lgbtq+ families.... not only is this descrimination but there are TOO many children in the system for them to allow this. Those kids need homes.... I’m disgusted

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broccoli is tasty and looks like tiny trees you cowards

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One action causes a reaction

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