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so she’s really going to release the reputation tour movie on new year’s day, the same day where we hold on to the memories and they will hold on to you….

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before i die i want to see the northern lights preferably with whoever my future person ends up being. if yr my soulmate pls start the itinerary

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we rule the kingdom inside my room, oh!

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me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

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sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …

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Dylan with friends this weekend

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scientists: we replaced a plant’s secondary cell wall with another primary cell wall, making them Squishy like animal cells, but a little thicker so the plant can still survive!!!

me: nice!! how did that turn out??

scientists: 

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what’s cool about tumblr is that the desktop and mobile versions are both fucked up but in completely different ways

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The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end and tomorrow to start

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No Noise November. everyone shut up

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everyone says “i forgive but i don’t forget” whereas my dumb, bitter ass is over here never forgiving but always forgetting

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shit memory who dis

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living for her star artwork

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THIS IS SO DAMN CUTE IDK WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

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my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

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i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.