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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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"who could've eaten all my polygons?"
My fuckass Palico:
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how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie
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I'm glad I only get recommended the important news
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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
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