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wait matt actually talked in the new tiktok???😮😮 i can’t believe my ears

also why did he cut his hair like that this is why i’m a chris girl 🍊

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Here me out…

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i need him in a way most women would feel ashamed for. like up against a wall, in a car, over the counter, in the shower, on the floor, upside down, right side up.

pics that SCREAM dealer!chris! (in my opinion)

dealer!chris has been on my mind for the past week! also might make a part 2(depends on how this one goes) and I lowkey wanna make a matt version

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some of y’all are FUCKING WEIRD like take your mommy kinks and go to therapy please

i feel like sometimes y’all forget these are real people and not just characters

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this is actually crazy y’all, i don’t care if he was talking to his brother if someone else said that they’ed be cancelled so fast

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what are you’re opinions on the nick situation??

ok so honestly i’ve not been vibing with nick since the intro thing. he just comes off so entitled it’s crazy, like chris and matt come off more humble and genuine and nick just seems like a whiny negative little bitch.

also like i know siblings fight with each other but some of the things he says to chris specifically are just like draining to here. like sorry not sorry but i don’t want to hear he SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS at chris and matt for the whole ahh video 🙄

and the whole stimming thing is just crazy insensitive idc it it was a joke he needs to be half accountable.

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Hey guys!!! wanted to start my fanfic writer career and i need requests!

i’ll write anything so don’t be shy😉

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Happy birthday🤪 to the three most important people in my life! my matty bear💙, chrisy poo🧡 and nick. 21 wow!! i just hope they don’t get too drunk tonight 🤣🤣😂😂 lmaooooo

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LITERALLYYYYY

i’m a matt girl until chris pulls one of these

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is frat boy chris coming back? or is frat boy chris coming back.

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do u have anxiety or are u self diagnosed ?💀

i’m sorry are you coming at my mental health?!?!?!?thats crazy, everyone go send them hate comments rn.

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honestly yall just report the acc, i already did and got 7 of my mutuals too as well. dont give them attention

Really?? it’s hard to believe you even have 7 friends. but fr that’s insane 😂😂

y’all are so fucking sensitive it’s hilarious. but i love that i’m living rent free in your minds💕

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you've gotten so popular cause of this hate. i legit just heard about u from my friend and i'm already pissed. ur opinions are valid, yes, but saying this much hate to a man, who along with his brothers, has devoted to post for years on end. i'd be tired too if i would've had to do this, and yes working at real jobs is harder but matt has fangirls and fanboys that are constantly breathing down his neck and if any female female friend appears, those fans would mke allegations of them dating or would send death threats to them. you have GOTTA have atleast some respect.

yeah i know i’m loving the fame💋

also y’all are taking what i said wayyyy out of context like i never said that it wasn’t hard for matt to talk more/be interesting and i literally never compared him to nick or chris so idk where y’all are getting that from lmfao. i just said i wish he would have more energy, like it’s an probably an hour out of the day he has to film and he looks like he would rather die then contribute to the conversation i just don’t think it’s that hard.

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can we talk about this???

🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🤤🤤🤤🤭🤭🤭

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since you coming for ppl being anoymous, ill say it loud and clear, that you are weird!

matt does not have to do anything he doesnt want to because like you said, thats a grown man who can make his own decisons, if he dont wanna dance let the man stand there and look pretty??

and bringing up his mental health is crazy, and saying that people use that as an excuse to baby him is even crazier. his mental health IS and excuse to not wanna do things, you clearly know nothing about that so dont speak on it!

anyways this isnt me hating on you i just found your post odd and decided to say something

girl you say you aren’t hating on me but the first thing you do is call me weird 😂😂

literally all i said was he should have more energy in videos.🤷🏻‍♀️ like i have anxiety too babe but if i was making thousands of dollars i could do a five second dance. but no keep defending these people who probably don’t even have this app. i hope they notice you!!!

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these people in the comments are not it… like if you that much time on your hands to post MULTIPLE comments,,, maybe you should look into getting a job!! have a good day honey😊

NO FR some of them are commenting AND messaging me too💀 like HES NOT GONNA PICK YOU. i know you have a lot a lot of free time on your hands so go find some hobbies babe. also since y’all won’t shut up i have more😘. if i met matt at a meet and greet i would literally ask for a refund bc imagine paying all that money to meet someone who’s to scared to even say hi to you. if he’s that “uncomfortable” go get a different job but like without us he would literally be working at a wendy’s rn.

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suck my dick and die ugly nigger.

can y’all actually not handle someone not liking something that bad😂😂

some of y’all need to fucking reflect at how obsessed you are with a man who doesn’t even know you exist.