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Viktor just went from being some guy to my all time favourite Arcane character. Funniest possible direction they could’ve gone with him. Every fuck in his mind body soul was spent and gone when he emerged from that goop. Woke up purple from a near death experience and immediately dumped his situationship, quit his job, fucked off to the undercity wearing nothing but a blanket and then became the second coming of Christ on accident. King of protecting his peace. Imagine being that guy who tried to shank him. Some Czech twink with dick and balls hanging out starts glowing and then magically cleanses the poison from your body. I’d be on my knees worshipping him too man what a fucked up situation. Someone please get him some trousers
#avoiding spoilers by just not reading posts about arcane so i can look at art#but this image hit me like a brick to the face#i made a noise i dont evem want to describe#i think the lack of context makes it either better or worse idk
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why are bones able to physically ache they should keep that to themselves
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Look sometimes you just need to draw some silly Ace kitties—
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⠀⠀♥︎ ≀ portgas d. ace (one piece) icons !!
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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if anything happens to her ever ill kill everyone on this planet and then myself
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a singular can of sardines
dear diary I remembered I had a can of sardines and Im making it everyone’s problem
specifically @stupidfuckingidiot
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you werent going to eat it just give it to someone else??
does the s in au jus stand for sardines
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liar
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with my bare hands
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ill kill you
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#i mix the scents we make into almond oil and use them like that#also put them in diffuser in my room
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#not stinky man cologne perfume just sounds too fem#yet another warm chocolatey type scent for the collection#this is like the third one#not including the ones we've made
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#reasons to live include#impulse purchase limited edition cologne#approx 250$ worth of set it off merch
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Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."
It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.
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