stupid-stupors

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oil

(to dro)

i had another dream after that where i was in an orphanage and we were both children in this orphanage. there was a piano in the attic that we weren’t allowed to touch but you always went up there and then ran away before anyone could see you playing it. one day i had to cook food for the whole orphanage and i kept the dirty oil in one container and the clean oil in another container. i also put like sesame oil in a third container. and then i went up to the attic but you weren’t there so i was chilling until you showed up. but when you showed up there was oil all around your mouth and your shirt. i was like ?!?! alejandro did you eat the oil?! and you were like yeah... and i was like WHICH CONTAINER DID YOU EAT PLS DONT TELL ME YOU ATE THE DIRTY OIL and i forced you to go back to the kitchen w me to figure out which oil you ate. it was the dirty oil and the rest of the dream is me yelling at you for doing that and trying to get you to throw up lol

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knees

(to dro)

i had this dream that we lived in hong kong but it was a weird “federation” almost like the world in what happened to monday. i was at the supermarket and there was this dude helping me buy groceries. then this dude’s friend was christian and i got really uncomfortable and wanted to leave the supermarket. but also i was wearing heels and it was getting hard to walk like my knees were failing me. so the guy helped me pay for my groceries and gave them to me in two big white trash bags. i got lost in the mall where the supermarket was located and didn’t know which stairs to take to the outside world. i ended up leaving one of the exits but was in a clothing/shopping district which wasn’t the direction of our place so i went back into the mall. these two guys stopped me and asked if i was okay and if i wanted some company but i was like no i’m only into girls sorry. by now my legs were giving out on me and i didnt want to take off my heels to make walking easier so i decided to crawl on the ground and everyone thought i was a weirdo. my knees were hurting when i crawled up/down stairs. i found myself at an exit where i could see the neighborhood we lived in from a distance but right in front of me was like deadass ancient china, there were children riding on bulls and ppl working the rice farms and stuff i was like wtf. then i slowly tried to crawl my way to our neighborhood and then i woke up

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happy birthday

dro and i were in the office after hours, and he decided that it was a good time to do the dirty. we got caught by amy merrill. i didn’t show my face and ran away super quickly, but dro was caught and was immediately fired. 

we had to pick up my birthday cake from lady M, but dro was sad from being fired. we went to midtown together to pick it up anyway, except it was literal japan. we got the cake and then left it at this cafe that was empty, and asked them to make sure that nobody stole it. we went outside to dig for little gold nuggets to try and cheer dro up but we didn’t find any gold. we went back to the cafe after cleaning up, only to find that every single seat was taken. good thing the cake was still there! 

we went up the escalator to get it. this lady was like “sumimaseeeeeennnnnnnn, is this your cake?” and i nodded yes. she asked me if i spoke japanese, and i responded with 对不起，我不知道。 she was like oh, okay. the person behind the counter overheard us and gave me a strange look, he asked me 真的？ 你真的不知道吗？i freaked out, got the cake, and dro and i got out of there. the cake looked kind of sad. two crepes on the top fell off, but i was like whatever, we can just put them back on at home.

going home would take us two hours, so we took the LIRR. the LIRR stop of the cake place was padmont mall, but for some reason i kept calling it padmont outlet. dro was still really sad about being fired so he decided to go home to mope. i went back to mine for the time being to get ready for the birthday party. i told him i wanted him to be at mine at 6pm. 

now i’m at home, getting ready, la di da, it’s suddenly 6:30pm and dro hasn’t left his place yet. my mom was wearing a blue dress, her makeup was done, and she was straightening her long hair. she wanted to straighten my hair as well. i was like we have to pick up the food from sasa song! i’m scared they might close. my mom said we still had time, dro still hadn’t left his place yet anyway. 

my parents’ place was on some farm. there was lots of dog poop outside. my dad was like, ugh there are so many dogs here. i was like where?? my mom said they were on that hill. i looked out the window and saw four massive brown dogs sitting in lawn chairs just like humans. what a weird sight. we had some chickens on our farm too, and my parents would feed them corn, peas, and carrot scraps. they wanted me to pick up these scraps/leftovers that the chickens didn’t want to eat and use them to make fried rice in the big wok. something about rejuvenating the vegetables so the chickens would think of the scraps as “new food” and want to eat them again. as i was making the fried rice, i kept feeling bad because dro got fired. even though he was telling me not to worry about it, i worried. i told him that it was probably a good time to call his old boss wilson and ask for a job. he told me that wasn’t a good idea because first of all, wilson’s not in new york so that would be weird to ask. second, i don’t want to be the jane’s man (don’t want to have a boss, want to be his own boss). i was like, okay well i guess it’s up to you then. anyway have you left your place yet? 

when i woke up, it was still dark outside. i thought i had missed my own birthday.

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explosions

there was this giant forest that gave everyone life. and everyone lived in little houses in the forest. there were gas pipes set up in certain places next to trees that provided us with heat in the colder days. there was a group of terrorists who blew everything up. the gas pipes started exploding and there were huge fires in the forest. people’s wooden houses would also randomly explode. ther was a shelter for some people to retreat in so dro and i went there. there was a waiting entrance and a back entrance that only VIP or police/employees could go through. we all went thhrough the waiting entrance. dro saw some friends and went to sit with them, so i sat with a bunch of girl friends. i started getting antsy because the world was ending and i tried to call dro but he wasn’t picking up. and then i went to his table but they said he had gone off with this girl named moira. i called him again and he didn’t pick up again, and i was getting really angry that he was ignoring me like that.

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feast

i was having a two-part dinner party. one part was with friends and we all had hotpot food and it was great, there wasa lot of meat. the second part was my parents and grandparents along with carolyn lau’s parents and they were eating indian food. my parents had bought a lot of chicken, like butter chicken and chicken tikka masala. my mom also made mango lassi from this light blue liquid called “lassi starter” and all she and my dad had to do was add in the mango lassi mix and it was done. the other friends that i had invited didn’t want to help me clean up afterwards. they went outside in the backyard even though it was snowing to check out my backyard. when everything was cleaned up, i started getting a lot of texts from my family in hong kong. priscilla was also there. everyone was telling me that the dumplings i made didn’t taste good. they were texting the family whatsapp with the throwing up emoji. priscilla texted me and even made a whole youtube video/vlog with “MY COUSIN SENT US DUMPLINGS AND I THREW UP...” as the clickbait title. i was soooo confused. my dad told me that he knew i made dumplings last month that i never ate, so he decided to send overnight them to our family in hong kong. i was so angry. there was no way that they would stay fresh. it was still raw meat inside. everyone just ate rotten raw meat raw dumplings. of course it would taste bad. what if people got sick from it?! and now they just all think i’m a bad cook. i told my dad to apologize to them but he didn’t want to. he said he was ashamed now and felt embarrassed and didn’t want to admit to the family that he just fed them raw rotten food. i was mad that i didn’t know about it and now also very concerned that some people would get sick.

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blind

i was in someone’s house (gangsters?) but i didn’t want to be there so i faked losing my eyesight. i was saying how much my eyes stung and how i wanted to go to the hospital (just so i could leave the place). i kept my eyes closed shut for the entire duration of the dream. but apparently eyelids are transparent, and i was able to see through my eyelids at what was happening around me. it made it more difficult to fake not being able to see anything. then i woke up and my left eye was kind of swollen

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dinner

dro wanted to surprise me with a really nice dinner, and he took me to this restaurant. he had booked the “special astrology room” with this fortune teller. an hour before we were supposed to go, he got a call from his mom saying that she and his dad were going to go as well. dro was like, wait no please don’t? how did you even find out about this?? PLEASE NO??? so they went anyway. 

at dinner, it was me, dro, his parents, and the fortune teller lady. dro’s dad was trying to hit on her, and dro’s mom was trying to get dro to be lovey dovey with me because she wanted to see that side of him. the fortune teller lady ended up being some weird variation of a stripper. his dad slipped her $5 without his mom seeing, and i got super uncomfortable at that. dro was extremely stressed out because all he wanted was a nice dinner with me, and this whole thing was just a mess

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america

(to dro)

bro i had a dream that we both went to the same high school, we were getting ready for school but i couldnt decide on a pair of shoes so we ended up being late. you got a call from our homeroom teacher asking why you were late and you were like im omw then i got the same call. but just then i got a snapchat from someone in our class saying to not go to school bc something was happening, i told the teacher that and she was really confused. then all of a sudden we were up on this hill with the teacher all confused and in the distance we see these government buildings right next to our school fucking explode, then our school explodes, and then we’re on this dumb hill with nowhere to run but everyone is screaming and trying to run away from these bombs. then there are a bunch of lights (like think the stage spotlights) in the shape of the american flag stars that are on this hill and we’re trying to stay out of the lights bc thats where the bombs were dropping, we dropped to the ground and just tried to pretend like we were dead but then these ppl dressed in black had these giant guns and they also were on the hill running around shooting ppl who were still alive after the bombs dropped

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museum

there was a museum in new york city and it was about NYC vs. new jersey. the admission for NYC residents was free but the admission for NJ residents wearing canada goose jackets was $30. for some reason there was no other price for NJ residents as if the museum was assuming that everyone from NJ wore canada goose. i went with dro and it was funny because i was the NYC resident with the canada goose and he was the NJ resident without one. inside the museum there were two different parts. one was the actual exhibit, with real artifacts from NYC history/culture but fake ones that mocked NJ history/culture. it was pretty demeaning but also lowkey kind of funny. the other side of the museum was where NYC and NJ residents fought to the death. dro and i didn’t want to have to fight each other so we stayed in the actual museum/exhibit side for as long as we could

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sesame

(to dro)

bro i had a dream that i left sesame home alone, i came back and he had cut himself open somehow and was bleeding a lot from his chest

except in this dream he was a lot smaller than he is now, like he was maybe 6 pounds heavy

and i was on the phone with the vet but they said bc of covid they werent taking any appointments and i was like my cat is going to DIE what do you mean?!

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elderly

(to dro)

omg i had this dream that you had super long hair like it was down to your ears and you looked like this absolute fuckboy with like a leather jacket on and EVERYTHING. and i thought you just looked super hot. and i was making white people food like OLD WHITE PEOPLE FOOD like beans and roast beef and all that stuff. and then there were these old white ladies who went to my house to eat my food and i had to be hospitable even though i had NO IDEA who they were. and then some of my high school friends invited me to eat pie at this place right outside my house, but i said “i dont care” instead of “no thank you” and i immediately regret it because then they immediately hated me, then i spent the rest of the dream asking the old white ladies if they liked the food and if everything was good and i was eating this miserable ass food by myself at the dining table while the rest of them ate on this other big table

also my kitchen had a secret compartment where i just found it and opened it and there were a ton of “normal sized” (as u would call them) cutlery like forks and knives and stuff. and i tried to take a pic thru facebook messenger to show you that i found all of these things but i kept sending the pictures to my friend kat instead and she was really confused. and then i tried to selfie a pic of me and the cutlery to send to you bc i thought that might be kind of cute but priscilla walked by as i was selfie-ing and was like omg girl are you taking a pic for your bf and i was like omg ya girl but i had to pretend that i was taking a pic of just me and not me and the cutlery because the me in this dream would have rather not to explain that one. and then i figured out i kept sending them to the wrong person bc you changed your profile picture to this one of you with pink undertones and i was so used to a light blue(???) undertone that i couldnt even recognize that it was your profile

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baking

(to dro)

i had a dream that my parents and i were at costco. and they were selling sifted flour for $37.99 but the jar that it came in was SO pretty. and then the attached recipe was for these muffins and the two of us made them. and also disco and bobby were there so it was the four of us. and so it was this crazy type of sifted flour with liquid nitrogen in it, and after we put everything together we had to call this number that would activate the liquid nitrogen and make everything bake well. so that’s literally exactly what we did and we made muffin-bread except mine was actually just shaped like a muffin and you rolled yours up so it was shaped like a baguette and i was like what are you doing??? and you were like this is just another way to do it i saw it in a documentary!! and i was like ok whatever you say bubs. and then they came out SO GOOD and we were having a good time. and then we had to bake them for disco and bobby too but disco had no idea what to do and i took his stuff from him and formed it into a ball like a muffin. and then you were helping bobby but made it into this LONG ASS BAGUETTE SNAKE SHAPE and we all couldnt stop laughing and disco was like i want that one too and then we rolled his up too into the baguette shape. and then we had just enough flour for one last batch and we decided to make these savory bread things out of them and you put mushrooms in mine and i put ham and cheese in yours and it was really cute

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perception

(to dro)

i had a dream that you wanted to take me somewhere REALLY fancy, like a pre fixe course menu thing was like $395/person

and i remember saying in this dream “omg alejandro im POOR” and you were like “you have got to stop saying you’re poor”

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arson

(to dro)

my dad killed my mom and then i found out and i killed my dad. and then my deranged aunt and uncle had to take me in because i was still a minor, and i spent a lot of time picking out what jewelry i wanted to bring with me. but then my dads side of the family found me and wanted to avenge his murder so they burned my house on fire and i had to leave behind all of my photos and significant items (for memories) and stuff like that and i was running away from the house as it went up in flames just watching the whole place burn. and then i couldnt contact my aunt/uncle because my phone was in the fire too so it just felt like i was running for forever 

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muffled

(to dro)

i had a dream that we were working on a trainlike, doing eyc work stuff

and i had two new managers on calibrate

i was pretty sure they were dating

and then i told you about it and you were like thats kind of inappropriate but cute

and then we were working next to each other and you lost your voice???

and then you took this newspaper and pointed at words to talk to me

it was really cute

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sleep dart

(to dro)

i had a dream i was playing ana and we were on route 66 on attack and there was a zen on the cart and i tried to sleep him but forgot where my shift key was

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instagram

(to dro)

looool i just remembered my dream but you put a pic of us up on your insta and were flooded with notifs

and then you were complaining to me like why do people care

but this all happened while we were at a zoo?

like, a childrens petting zoo

idk it was weird