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stue-stories · 11 months
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Rindo: Hey, you
Sanzu: What?
Rindo: Do you want to see a Ran's hot photo?
Sanzu thinking: Hmm... It's absolutely stupid idea, but let's fucking do it.
Rindo taking the printed Ran's photo from the radiator and giving it to Sanzu: Look.
Sanzu: Wth... He's just sitting on the sofa.
Rindo: Yep. But photo is hot. Touch it.
Sanzu: What...
Sanzu realizing: FUCK YOU RINDO!
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Hanma smoking near the Kisaki's grave: Kise... My little Kise...
Kisaki from Heaven: WHY YOURS?! WHY LITTLE?! WTH, HANMA?!!!
Hanma closing eyes: The wind is rustling... Maybe this is Kise's voice? Hey, Kise! What's up?
Kisaki: GET AWAY FROM MY GRAVE WITH THIS STINKING TRASH!
Hanma laughing quietly: I hope you're fine. I hope... What about me? I'm not fine. It's empty without you. I miss you, Kise.
Kisaki ashamed: ...
Hanma getting up: Well, I go. Bye, my Kise. I promise I'll be back. Rest in peace, baby.
Kisaki: FUCK, SHUJI! SHUT UP!
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stue-stories · 11 months
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Haruchiyo: You're stupid little girl! What do you understand in this life?!
Senju: More than you, a pink pony!
Haruchiyo confused: Stop-stop-stop. Sorry, what? A pink pony?
Senju confused too: A pink pony.
Haruchiyo: WHY?!
Senju: Your hair is pink. Like a fairy pony mane.
Takeomi: Haru, you're lose. It's a 100% victory.
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stue-stories · 11 months
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Rindo texting Ran: You're the best man in my life, bro. I love you sooooooo much. You're my only one brother, my protection and support. Remember this. With love, your little Rin-rin.
Ran reading this: Koko...
Koko sitting next to him: What?
Ran: Call 911.
Koko: What happened?...
Ran: I'm having a heart attack. Faster.
Koko taking Ran's phone and reading: I can't do it.
Ran: Why?
Koko: I'm having a heart attack too. We'll die together.
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Kisaki: Wth... What are you doing, moron?
Hanma: Blind or what? I'm getting the house ready for Christmas.
Kisaki: Omg... You're a jerk did you know it?
Hanma: Why???
Kisaki: Christmas tree made from cigarette butts? Are you serious?
Hanma: Yep. But something's missing... Give me a second.
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A few minutes later
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Kisaki tied to that same tree in a deer costume: ...
Hanma smiling: It will the best Christmas in my life.
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