"Mysteries flashing amber go green when you answer, but the red on the rest of the questionnaire never changes."
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some unpublished pics from the past school year to maybe motivate me for the one that's coming
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people new to tumblr angry about being blocked or writing huge paragraphs about why they chose to block someone like i promise you it’s not that deep i once blocked someone because their blog was obnoxiously orange
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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet
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does anyone want to spend eight hours in my room with me we can get married afterwards
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“If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.”
- Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood
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touching grass isn't enough i need to be
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hustle, hustle — already eight weeks into the semester & i crave a break 🍓
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Adulthood is like I have to go buy more shampoo. I have to go buy more coffee grounds. I have to go buy more eggs. I have to go buy more toilet paper. I have to go buy more paper towels. I have to go buy more cumin. I have to clean the dishes so they can get dirty again. I have to do my laundry so it can get dirty again. I have to clean the bathroom so it can get dirty again. I have to buy more cleaner to clean the bathroom. I have to go buy more rice. I have to cook dinner. I have to cook dinner. I have to go buy more shampoo again.
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a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
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