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you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.
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truly my LEAST favorite form of advertisement these days is the faux-tiktoker/influencer who is here to Sell Me Something. the “omg unbox my Pureology (TM) skincare haul!!!” “doing the #NespressoChallenge!!!” “you guys will not BELIEVE what i got from shein-“ like its scary. its WEIRD. not only do i have no idea who these perfectly manicured, babytalking people are they feel less like real people than even an actual advertiser does. stop trying to make me believe you are my friend. you are something inhuman to me. you are a changeling. you are a brand wearing ill fitting human skin and i see its skeletal shape shift beneath the surface.
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every gay king in medieval europe: I found this twink 2 weeks ago he is the love of my life and now running this country no I will not take constructive criticism on this thank u
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Can you explain why people complain about student loans? There are plenty of universities for free. Nobody is forced to take a loan out for some luxury university they can't afford and after that they continue complaining that they have to work low wage jobs with their degree. Why would anyone be so stupid to take out a huge loan for a school they can't afford when there are free schools? I just don't get it. If you take out a loan, it is your decision and your responsibility to pay it back and if you did not think it through, it is your own fault if you get in trouble with that crazy debt. It is not necessary to attend a luxury university. If you are really good at your job, you will be successful.
What university are you talking about that’s free? Some PragerU stuff?
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there’s not enough homoerotic tension in my life. anyone wanna change that?
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😳 what if we accidentally kissed 😳
in the garage 🙈
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Steven Let’s play a fun game about adventure and mortal peril! What could possibly go wrong? Universe is playing a Warlock who thinks he’s a Sorcerer.
Why not Bard? you ask
Well…
There was another contender for the position.
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happy pride month, gays! stay safe and stand for BLM.
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boom clap, the sound of his back (and other memes).mp4
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i’m sure this has been done a million times but my friend requested i do it also lmao
DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION/ REBLOGS > LIKES
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I’ve been listening to this song Rebecca said she listened to while drawing Spinel (홍단아 - 탓탓탓 Feat. 스윙스) and im just obsessed so i made this. No idea if I’ll develop this into anything futher
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Look at this, first instance of digital art; well I’ve drawn and inked it traditionally cause I don’t have a tablet and I can’t do any of that with a mouse. It looks way flatter than how I prefer my art but my experiments with gradients and stuff turned out poor so I chose to play it safe.
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