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Vine references: Harry Potter Characters

Harry: Well I’m doing just fine…I lied I’m dying inside

Ron: i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

Hermione: that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopaedia of pl-pl-pl-pl-pl-

Neville: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla

Luna: he needs some milk

Ginny: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Draco: hey loser, say kid backwards! [dik?] Ha ha, that’s gay…

Dumbledore: [HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?] THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..

Snape: *to the ghostbusters theme song* I’m an adult virgin

Lily: oh my god why can’t you just take the freaking compliMEEEENTT

James: People constantly ask me what’s it like to be a sexy-

Sirius: All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?

Remus: [dad, look! it’s the good kush…] This is the dollar store how good can it be?

Peter: I brought you Myrrh [thank you] Mur-dur! [huh…Judas..no]

McGonagall: smack that bitch

Flitwick: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!

Hagrid: look at all those chickens

Arthur: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does

Molly: every time you don’t yell at your kids, put a quarter in your sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-

Bill: wOw

Charlie: So no head?

Percy: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be: I would get pushed way less.

Fred: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

George: I’m John Cena!

Tonks: This bitch empty, YEET!

Moody: I wanna be a cowboy baby

Colin: That was legitness

Cho: Chris is that a weed?

Cedric: Oh my god they were roommates

Fleur: hi, I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Victor: *slides in* Good evening

Dudley: Whaddup my name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read

Petunia: I saw you hanging out with caitlin yesterday!! [r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!] i won’t hesitate, bitch! * pew pew *

Vernon: the cheese of truth *puts cheese on newspaper* immigrants cause cancer

Dobby: Hi welcome to chilli’s

Hedwig: Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you

Narcissa: two shots of vodka *pours in half a bottle of vodka*

Bellatrix: I love you bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you….bitch.

Voldemort: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

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I have Sebastian Standards.

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It’s a official stranger things is getting a 3rd season and I’m so excited! I drew this last night of Billy from s2

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My two CHubby chipmunks I LOve

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GIF SET 

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beard bros

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Me: *looks at a seb photo* hyperventilate and sob

Also me: get a grip, get your shit together *sees another seb photo*

*dies again*

And the cycle repeats itself and you die and live at the same time for sebastian stan

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Bucky: The real treasure was the memories we made.

Sam: You almost killed me.

Bucky: That was my fondest memory.

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FIXED IT FOR YOU

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BUCKY IM CRYING IM CRYING IM CRYING HIS FACE IS SO GORGOUS

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when bucko do the flex flex and the robot arm do the whir whir reblog if u agree

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My best friend trying to find me a boyfriend : What do you think about that one? He looks nice.

Me immediately comparing him to Chris Evans: Nah I don‘t think so

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Mad/ Billy Hargrove

Written: 11/25/2017

Pairing: Billy Hargrove x reader

Prompts: 75.” You’re so hot when you’re jealous “ 80.“He did what?” 8.”Cuddle me”

Requested by @timid-darkness : Hi! Can I request an Imagine with the number 80? Don’t know if you need a bit of plot but I thought of something like Billy is y/n’s boyfriend and there is another guy who touched her and Billy finds out because she tells him and he gets mad? Something like that but you can change if you want.

@not-a-glad-gladiator: Can I get 8 and 80 with Billy? ❤️

Anonymous: Could I get 75 and 80 for Billy please?

It was finally the weekend and after a long week of studying and tests you wanted nothing more than to have fun. You were happy when Billy invited you to a party with him. You just wanted to have fun with Billy and your friends so that’s what you did. You danced when Billy excused himself to get something to drink and all your friends were having their own fun. You swayed your hips to the music when you felt hands on your hips. You turned around and saw it was some dunk ass dude. You tried to push him away as he only laughed gripping your hips stronger.

“I have a boyfriend so keep your filthy hands to yourself” you said through gritted teeth getting annoyed. He pulled you towards him before pulling your hair away from your ear whispering into it.

“I don’t see him so why don’t we have some fun” you did the only thing you could think off which was hitting him where the sun doesn’t shine as you turned around to walk away. Your pace was fast when you felt someone grabbing your wrist. Thinking it was the same dude from earlier you were about to slap him but stopped once you saw it was Billy.

“Woah baby slow down” he laughed as he handed you your drink. You smiled before seeing the same dude eyeing you up and down.

“Billy, this dude just touched me and now he won’t leave me alone even when I told him I had a boyfriend” his jaw tightened at your words.

“He did what? Who was it?” You pointed towards but not tying to make it obvious, he was still staring at you when Billy grabbed you by the hips and smashed his lips against yours. You stood there kissing back which lead to a makeout. You pulled away seeing that the boy disappeared.

“You know I have to say…” you winked. “You’re pretty hot when you’re jealous” he smirked before kissing you again.

“Let’s get out of here” you nodded as he guided you through the crowd making your way to the front door. You got into his camaro before he sped off. When your house came into sight and he turned off the engine, you knew he was gonna sleep over which you were glad. You walked up to your room with Billy on your feet.

“I’ll be right back” you said walking into the bathroom changing before making your way back to him. He was already laying down looking you up and down.

“Cuddle me?” You ask as he smiled. You layed down before laying your head on his chest and his hands on your hips.

“I love you Billy” you sighed as he pecked your head. “I love you more baby” and with his heartbeat in your ears you fell asleep which lead Billy to do the same.

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Assassins only -no mind control allowed

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Obviously a fake post credit scene of ‘Spiderman: Homecoming’…:D

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Stranger Things/Billy Hargrove imagines - Lose it - Part 3 (final part)

AN: More Billyyyyyyyyyyyy for y’allllllllllllllllll

Overall Summary: You can see straight through Billy Hargrove

In this chapter: Withdrawal. 

(PART ONE HERE) (PART TWO HERE)

Pairing(s): Billy Hargrove x reader

Word count:

Warnings: 927

Over the next few days, you stayed away from Billy, even if that meant carrying all your books around with you for the next few days. 

Billy found himself more irritated than normal, smaller things pissed him off, Max bugged him to the hill and only seeing the back of your head wasn’t helping as it only infuriated him further even though he wouldn’t admit that. Just like how he wouldn’t admit that the reason tensions were high around him were because he didn’t get his daily dosage of you. 

However, when it came round to Friday, he had a reason to try and talk to you. 

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