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Disney ladies meeting Moana  ( ◕‿◕✿)
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You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
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I love silent films
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Walking to work going past my Pokemon gym that I’ve owned undefeated for the past week and I see a kid sitting by it obviously battling my Golbat I left to defend it. I ask him, “What team you on?” He looks up, “Mystic”. So I grin, “I’m Valor, and that’s my Golbat you’re battling.” I hold out my hand for him to shake, “Name’s StarRose, gym leader.” He looks down at the username of the Golbat and sees it matches, grins back and shakes my hand, and that is simultaneously the coolest and dorkiest moment in my life ever as I genuinely introduce myself as a pokemon gym leader.
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date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once
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Rewrite a classic fairy tale by telling it backwards. The end is now the beginning.
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sometimes anxiety makes me feel the way Ted Cruz looks
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when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
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My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
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when u get so bored during class you wittle an almond into a tiny man
make him famous
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ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.
ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.
ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.
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Y'all are so corny with that are you a moon or a sun person, water or fire, dick or balls, do you wipe your ass before or after you take a shit. Like stop.
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