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Track 10?

💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

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Can’t wait to have a read

WELL SO THIS IS A THING THAT’S HAPPENING. September issue of Vogue and I’m so so so grateful to Anna, Tonne Goodman, Sergio Kletnoy and basically anyone who was like ‘yeah she can be on the Sept issue cover’. What an amazing experience shooting with Inez and Vinoodh.

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Well we all knew this was an Easter egg about something. Can’t wait to see what track 5’s target is?

I’m going live on Instagram tomorrow, July 23 at 5pm ET! I have some stuff I’m reeeeeally excited to tell you about, including some info on this Easter egg right here. 🏹🎯👀⬆️

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For years I asked, pleaded for a chance to own my work. Instead I was given an opportunity to sign back up to Big Machine Records and ‘earn’ one album back at a time, one for every new one I turned in. I walked away because I knew once I signed that contract, Scott Borchetta would sell the label, thereby selling me and my future. I had to make the excruciating choice to leave behind my past. Music I wrote on my bedroom floor and videos I dreamed up and paid for from the money I earned playing in bars, then clubs, then arenas, then stadiums. 

Some fun facts about today’s news: I learned about Scooter Braun’s purchase of my masters as it was announced to the world. All I could think about was the incessant, manipulative bullying I’ve received at his hands for years. 

Like when Kim Kardashian orchestrated an illegally recorded snippet of a phone call to be leaked and then Scooter got his two clients together to bully me online about it. (See photo) Or when his client, Kanye West, organized a revenge porn music video which strips my body naked. Now Scooter has stripped me of my life’s work, that I wasn’t given an opportunity to buy. Essentially, my musical legacy is about to lie in the hands of someone who tried to dismantle it.

This is my worst case scenario. This is what happens when you sign a deal at fifteen to someone for whom the term ‘loyalty’ is clearly just a contractual concept. And when that man says ‘Music has value’, he means its value is beholden to men who had no part in creating it. 

When I left my masters in Scott’s hands, I made peace with the fact that eventually he would sell them. Never in my worst nightmares did I imagine the buyer would be Scooter. Any time Scott Borchetta has heard the words ‘Scooter Braun’ escape my lips, it was when I was either crying or trying not to. He knew what he was doing; they both did. Controlling a woman who didn’t want to be associated with them. In perpetuity. That means forever. 

Thankfully, I am now signed to a label that believes I should own anything I create. Thankfully, I left my past in Scott’s hands and not my future. And hopefully, young artists or kids with musical dreams will read this and learn about how to better protect themselves in a negotiation. You deserve to own the art you make.

I will always be proud of my past work. But for a healthier option, Lover will be out August 23. 

Sad and grossed out,

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Taylor

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I mean who likes red wine 💀

It’s national wine day @taylorswift - what’s your favorite wine

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Very abstract

taylor what is this

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Me waiting up till 5am...

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Why are you mentioning a tour when like the ‘era’ has not even started. ANYWAY TAKE MY COINS

me showing up to the ts7 tour

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WHAT IS HAPPENING

ME! by the one and only Valheria Rocha 💗💗💗

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I’m just out of avengers and the ts fandom is in meltdown

You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ���I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES. 

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Pour me a drink it might make the time till Friday pass faster

4.26

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4.26

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I bet you where just casually posting on insta minding your own business...

She just read all the theories 🙀

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2019 best served cold.

20wineteen

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Another reason healthcare should be free in the USA. No one should have the financial worry while being sick. It’s only going to make it worse.

PLEASE HELP KYLEE PAY HER MEDICAL BILLS

gofundme // venmo @kyleestouty

HELLO!!!!!!! We all know and love Miss Kylee @breakburnandendz (tumblr’s funniest blogger and Taylor’s original favourite human) and right now she needs our help. In September, Kylee travelled to St Louis with Anthony to see miss Taylor on the Reputation World Tour when one of her internal organs (her appendix) started rotting inside of her body. Sounds pretty hardcore but in fact this meant that she had to go to the emergency room the night before the show and ended up not being able to see Taylor. You all know how much Kylee loves Taylor and how devastating that would have been (and she was obviously absolutely shattered), but she put on her brave face, told us all that she was grateful for the experiences with Taylor that she’s had, and literally gave her ticket away instead of selling it so another fan could experience the joy.

But anyway. You know how normally when you have an issue with your appendix the surgeon just cuts it out and you eat ice cream for a few days and then you’re sweet for the rest of your life? Yeah well Kylee is superior to others in most ways so it makes sense that her appendix would not be outdone by other people’s regular ass appendixes. Her appendix issue was the worst that her surgeon had ever seen, causing the infection to leak into other parts of her body and making Kylee borderline septic which nearly landed her in the ICU. So after the operation, Kylee took a long time to heal, her antibiotics weren’t working, and they had to put a tube in my stomach and a PICC line in her arm which lasted for weeks and put her pretty much out of commission for way longer than most people would have been. This was obviously a painful and depressing and all around terrible experience which nobody deserves, but especially not Kylee.

At the time she had health insurance through her work, but she no longer works at that particular job so she now has had to depend on government funded insurance, which we all know is terrible to the point of bordering on useless because healthcare in the United States is a terrifying dystopian nightmare. Her bills total over $7000. She can’t afford it. She was worrying to me about what she’s going to do and I suggested making a gofundme, but she said she could never ask people for money. Well, I’m asking for her. Kylee is not and has never been wealthy but since I’ve known her she’s been generous to a fault, always sharing what little she has with others. Only just recently a mutual friend had a loved one pass away very unexpectedly and, despite having all this debt, Kylee organised for us all to send this person flowers so they knew we were thinking of them. She’s always thinking of others and what she can do to make people’s lives better and I think it’s about time for us others to do the same for her.

Don’t worry if you can’t donate much (or at all), just know that every little bit helps. If even a quarter of Kylee’s tumblr followers donated just $1 she would be able to pay off these bills. I’ve linked a gofundme above, as well as her venmo. Please donate if you’re able to, and if you can’t, please reblog this to spread the word. If you have any questions please message me or Kylee, here or on twitter (@whoskylee, @jesshakeitoff). Kylee almost didn’t even let me make this because she felt so guilty about asking people for money but that’s exactly why she deserves it.

OK THANKS FOR READING!!!!

https://www.gofundme.com/please-help-kylee-pay-her-medical-bills

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You tell Debbie!

IT IS NOVEMBER FIRST WHICH MEANS IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME

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Take me back to the Reputation Stadium Tour...