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welp it's STILL relevant somehow that's cool guess i'll die

8 billion of us on this bitch of a planet and yet I'm still alone huh

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Mark Hoppus with food poisoning: Well I guess this is throwing up

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my hungry ass could NEVER be a jockey

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lil guy really said "i'm another year closer to meeting god, and one day I'll finally get to fight him. now where treats"

My gf sent me this photo of her dog and I'm wheezing that's just me every birthday

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My gf sent me this photo of her dog and I'm wheezing that's just me every birthday

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shout out to carbon monoxide

fuck it, a billion bees

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wait

a BEELLION

fuck it, a billion bees

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fuck it, a billion bees

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something something i'm in a band

we stoopid but it's aight

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Okay but are you into Alk3?

Yeah I love punk rock. What bands am I into? Oh you know. Blink 182, Box Car Racer, Angels and Airwaves, +44, Transplants, Simple Creatures... all the classics.

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Ok but don't they kinda look like scooby doo with wings

hammer-headed bats are the only thing you should be thinking about

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Thank you EmojiKitchen this is awful

This is just a cum emoji generator isnt it

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She hard on my wire til i self-destruct