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Championship Round + Every Possibility for Super Bowl LIX
Let’s get the divisional round results of the way first: 2-0 for the AFC, 0-2 in the NFC. I guess I just called the wrong upset. Whoops. Now, let’s talk about the Conference Championship Games. First, I’ll go over my ideal scenario which will be my official pick. Then, we’ll discuss the other three possibilities: Commanders/Bills This is the ideal scenario for myself as well as probably most…

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Divisional Round
Wild Card Results

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Week 18 Results: Best Season Yet?
One day, you wake up, you contemplate retirement It’s getting old It’s a long season Why bother? But the season rolls around You give it another shot You start hot, but quickly nosedive Four weeks of mediocrity Then — a near-perfect week That level of success isn’t quite sustainable But you can get pretty close Consistency is the name of the game One week, late in the season, you…

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Week 18 Picks: The Finale
We all knew this day would come, and it never gets any easier. The end of the regular season. We’ve got a very limited amount of football left. It’d be easy to look at this week’s slate and say that a lot of these games mean nothing, but outside of the couple of games with playoff seeding implications, there’s also quite a bit of jockeying for draft position left to be determined with so many…

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Saturday Picks
Kinda behind the ball this week so just gonna go ahead and get my Saturday picks out: Browns @ Ravens – Ravens. This should be pretty obvious. They need to win to ensure the AFC North title, the Browns is the Browns. Bengals @ Steelers – While a Ravens victory may eliminate the Steelers from the division title race, they still have something to play for. There’s no way they’d rather see…
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Christmas Week Extravaganza
We’ve got it all for you today, folks. One article to rule them all. I’ll still keep all the pieces in sequence so you can imagine that you’re reading each part on separate days of the week. It’s a little gift from me to you. So let’s kick it off with the Week 16 Results: The Bad Broncos – Divisional game between two playoff-hopeful teams? Recipe for disaster. Things looked to be going my way…

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Week 16 Picks: Lamar’s Revenge and Patty One Leg
Week 16 has some very solid matchups, but two of the best games look like they’ll be played on Saturday. Let’s get into it: Key Matchups Broncos @ Chargers – We kick the week off right with what will hopefully be an exciting Thursday night contest between division foes Denver and LA as they jostle for AFC Wildcard positioning. The Broncos are one game up on the Chargers but have a final two…

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Power Rankings: New Number 1
I’ll admit, this is going to be pretty anticlimactic. The Eagles are your new number one team. Congrats. I didn’t post a Power Ranking last week due to illness but I did do them…anyway, you never saw them, so there’s no point in showing the changes from last week (also I don’t want to). So here we are: Nope Not doing the Top 10, just not doing it. Week 16 picks out tomorrow.

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Week 15 Results: I’m So Back
Had to get back to basics this week. Back to winning. 14-2 is pretty crispy if you ask me: Ls Panthers – Bit of a regression from how we’ve seen them play the few weeks prior. It’s okay though, it’s probably tough to get excited to play this iteration of the Cowboys. Dolphins – Had some hope that Miami could keep their playoff hopes alive but it’s looking bad at the moment. Oh well. Power…

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Week 15 Pick: Sorry 4 The Wait
Sometimes things don’t go as planned. Unfortunately, I fought the good fight against food poisoning this week and was pretty much rendered useless Wednesday night into Thursday. Very tough scene. Some people may not believe I picked the Rams on Thursday, to those people: I don’t care. Anyway:

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Week 14 Results: Icarus Moment
Honestly, I needed this week to go like this. Bring me back down a bit. Some will say I’m washed. Others will say I intentionally tanked this week for content. Most will say nothing. The truth lies somewhere in the middle. I Must be in Louisville because the L’s are Up Packers – So close. So far. Titans – Do not care. Cardinals – Proven to be the inferior bird. Bills – They gave us a…

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Week 14 Picks: Getting A Little Crazy
Usually, my unconventional picks are few and far between. I may sprinkle in one or two per week, but let’s face the facts: the favorite wins games in the NFL at a 65-70% clip historically. Now, I’m too lazy to look up more specific stats, but I’m pretty sure that the majority of underdog wins are by teams who are only slight underdogs. I’m thinking maybe we classify that as a FG or less spread?…

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Power Rankings: Uneventful Week
Please enjoy the following images of this week’s power rankings: So, I’m pretty tired, it’s late(ish). I’m not gonna do the top 10 thing today. Not in the cards. Just look at the pictures, that’s all you really need anyway. Week 14 Picks➡️➡️➡️➡️tomorrow

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Week 13 Results: Will The Cooking Ever End?
Gordon Ramsay, Bobby Flay, Wolfgang Puck…Carmen Berzatto, Remy from Ratatouille, Guy Fieri…and me. All are chefs, in our own right. Another guy you may throw in there: Steph Curry. I’m just sayin’: Don’t Care Two of this weeks losses are to my benefit in real life: Steelers over Bengals and Eagles over Ravens. Will not hear me complaining about that. The other two were kinda cheeky picks, and…

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Week 13 Picks: Thanksgiving Special
It’s one of the great days of the year. A day for football, food, and family. And we’ve got a decent enough slate of games today, which I think is important. You want some competitiveness but you also don’t want a super high level matchup either. If you’re anything like me, you’re liable to fall asleep at some point during the day, and you don’t want that to be at the cost of missing a good game.…

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Power Rankings and Week 12 Results: Wow I’m Behind Schedule Again
It’s hard to believe, but I’m once again behind schedule. A tale as old as time. Like, I had written (poorly) the results article for yesterday, I just never posted it. So now I’ve gotta lump it in here. It’s despicable. Anyway, power rankings: Top 10? No top 10 this week. I don’t feel like it. You can read, make some inferences. Week 12 Results Sticking these down here because they’re really…

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