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new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

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People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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Guys I'm screaming its been up there for less than 24 hours

Its gaining like 500 streams every time I check. This might actually chart in Australia at this rate 💀

Any profits are gonna go to an LGBT charity because the last thing the gay world needs more of rn is capitalism.

Link if you wanna help spotify it to the stars.

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i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

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Saturn’s rings loop for hundreds of thousands of miles. And just beyond them, one of its largest moons changed everything we thought we knew about volcanic activity this far out in the solar system.

With a hard, frozen exterior, Enceladus’ surface averages minus-330 degrees Fahrenheit. It’s one of the coldest places in the Saturn system; an ice world, where we’d expect everything to be completely still, frozen and unchanging.

But in 2005, NASA’s Cassini spacecraft travelled to the south pole and discovered that stillness shattered. It captured explosive jets, constantly erupting from the surface. Giant plumes, far bigger than the moon they erupt from, are an incredible sight.

Over 660 pounds of water erupt from the surface of Enceladus every second, creating visible eruptions that can thrust up to 6,000 miles into space. It’s called “cryovolcanism,” “cryo” from the Greek for cold.

As Enceladus orbits Saturn, it wobbles like a raw egg, by about 0.12 degrees on its axis, a tiny but significant movement that tells us something about the moon’s interior. There is an outer shell of solid ice, around three miles thick, sitting on top of a global ocean of water.

When the liquid ocean is heated from below, by energy from tidal heating, it expands, so the liquid wants to take up more space. As it seeks to take up more space, it pushes up against the bottom of the ice shell. Once that water goes through a crack and then is exposed to the vacuum of space, it’s like a suction.

That’s how tidal heating, caused by an elliptical orbit, drives volcanic eruptions on Enceladus that aren’t even hot.

Solar System: Volcano Worlds on NOVA

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couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um

it actually is Thursday the 23rd

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Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

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"Lawrence it's the fucking Taliban" gives similar vibes to "Harold they're lesbians"

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to me the absolutely funniest part of cunk on earth is the fact that every single scientist without fail says "not as far as i'm aware of" instead of "no" whenever she asks them the most insane question possible.

i dont know how much of that show is scripted but i think their reactions are genuine (?) and like. that's what scientists are really like. it's hilarious. all my uni professors do the same thing, they word every negative response as a "well sounds wrong to me but idk bro maybe i just haven't read about it yet so. whatever".

if there is one thing we hate it's definitive answers.

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ive been making bumper stickers in illustrator

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literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing

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  I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-)   The original post is by iraffiruse.

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Subject your Followers to your favorite Stupid Bullshit.

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever