strokinmyhog

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Legit what the fuck was I writing here I cannot decipher this

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I get profoundly bad at writing music and lyrics when I’m on my mood stabilizers is this what being taylor swift feels like

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Me: hey man what’s your favorite band

Snake with a shitty fashion sense, toxic views towards relationships and women, and HPV: The Sssssstrokesssss

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@strokinmyhog this fucking song is permeating my gray matter and creating a bacterial colony in my cerebrospinal fluid I'm going to die from fucked up ear worm

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I have a harem of women (purely platonic) that advise me on fashion; similar to Eunuch Advisors in the Medieval times

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Negl sometimes I think I need Sigmund Freud to be my therapist. Only he will get the root of my issues

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Guy with license plate “carcat” at valet job I’m doin… if only he knew …

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My friend: dude did you see that the muppets movie is back in theatres ?

Me, wearing a cloak, so deep in the depths of religious psychosis that I’ve given myself stigmata with garden implements: yeah man. Crazy stuff

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I’m on some other shit. You can’t handle my nouveau autism. I’m special in a special way.

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Now not to be offedsive but lgbt contributed to the death of the midrange jumper :-/

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Bad Poetry and a bad drawing

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Me waking up at 4 am to gunshots 100 ft from my window and a text from a spam number that’s just a picture of a badly de-watermarked cooter

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Imagine this mf coming out to pitch the first pitch. Widespread pandemonium. The denizens of San Diego have never experienced the full force of Visual Kei Crossdressing Twink and will likely panic, causing city wide riots. We need this, as San Diego is an ontologically evil city.

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Anyways, how's your day going?

Own this BCV Original.

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Completely forgot @strokinmyhog and I got mistaken for not only an Honest-To-God heterosexual couple, but a "cute couple" while I shopped, frazzled, at Kroger and he followed me around like an animal familiar

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I’m the Wayne Gretzky of separating the art from the artist

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Guy from broke back mountain is named Ennis… what the fuck is up with that