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LAZER FULLY CHARGED by Changeline is this first String Theory song I've discovered and it's so good, hope you like it~

This is, as the youth say, a banger. Very sexy and me-core. Thank you for bringing this to my attention Tumblr user yugonostalgia2019.

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Even if Brittnay loses, the very act of struggling means I am victorious. It’s not about glassing cities with elaborate superweapons (ok it kind of is, but that’s not important) it’s about the building and the struggling and the spritzing Lab Rat when he gets pissy. The finished product may be magnificent, but it’s the struggle, the conflict, that makes a work of art (or terrorism) worth your time.

Honey Bracket: Bracket Finals

tattletale illustration is by u/monkeyjay on reddit! Propaganda from submitters Under Cut

Tattletale/Lisa Wilbourn

The ultimate high school mean girl. Has the super power of ‘cold reads your biggest secrets then hurts your feelings with them’. Grew up rich. Constantly manipulates all of her friends. Is generally manipulative. Is blond. She deserves to win this, 100%

Literal superpower is bullying people. Pissed off a good chunk of the most powerful people in the setting by being targetedly mean.

She's blonde. She's very mean

She is blonde. She is a supervillain. She uses her power to make superhumanly accurate guesses about how to best f*k with people.

TATTLETALE, SUICIDEBAIT HER !

I think of "jerk" as being a level of "unpleasant to interact with because they're rough" as opposed to "awful person", so I've got to vote Lisa on this one.

Brittnay Matthews

Jesus Christ, where to BEGIN. Here's a compilation of some of her scenes from season 4. In every scene she's in, she's being a bitch towards someone. Uh, warning for explicit language and violence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D7CDpxOchY

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I’m sorry it had to come to this Tattletale, but I have to go for Brittnay. I hope you can forgive me.

Honey Bracket: Bracket Finals

tattletale illustration is by u/monkeyjay on reddit! Propaganda from submitters Under Cut

Tattletale/Lisa Wilbourn

The ultimate high school mean girl. Has the super power of ‘cold reads your biggest secrets then hurts your feelings with them’. Grew up rich. Constantly manipulates all of her friends. Is generally manipulative. Is blond. She deserves to win this, 100%

Literal superpower is bullying people. Pissed off a good chunk of the most powerful people in the setting by being targetedly mean.

She's blonde. She's very mean

She is blonde. She is a supervillain. She uses her power to make superhumanly accurate guesses about how to best f*k with people.

TATTLETALE, SUICIDEBAIT HER !

I think of "jerk" as being a level of "unpleasant to interact with because they're rough" as opposed to "awful person", so I've got to vote Lisa on this one.

Brittnay Matthews

Jesus Christ, where to BEGIN. Here's a compilation of some of her scenes from season 4. In every scene she's in, she's being a bitch towards someone. Uh, warning for explicit language and violence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D7CDpxOchY

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I’ve been speaking with Glastig Uaine recently

So imagine you’re this girl, and there’s another girl you respect and look up to so much that it’s maybe a bit of a problem. You love her, yeah? That special kind of love you can only feel for people this far above you. She’s your idol, she’s your protector, she’s everything you’ve ever wanted (to be). She’s so perfect, so beloved, so above it all as she soars through the city while you stay earthbound. She’s a beacon, her golden light signaling salvation and glory. You can’t help but see her as almost more than human, something more immaculate and powerful and full of love. Crushing golden radiance from above, too bright to stare at directly but lovely to bask in.

Then you do something that hurts her, that tears the two of you apart forever. Cast into damnation for loving her like you’d love God, churning and sleepless with guilt at the knife you put in her back, longing for that perfect gleam to take you into its comforting warmth again and knowing that’s never going to happen. You’re locked away, somewhere sunless to mock your severance from the light.

You’re two years into being there forever, when the doors crack open and you’re told you’re needed. Something went wrong — he was our idol, our protector, perfect and beloved and almost more than human, but now he wants to kill us, and you have to help stop him. You never thought you’d step outside again, but as you do, you’re cast harshly in it for a second time: crushing golden radiance from above.

How could they possibly expect you to feel?

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Don’t worry. The Son was another who saved without ever thinking He Himself needed to be saved. He saved until every miracle was wrung out and only bitterness remained. Though, really, would a savior have helped Him at all? Old Scratch whispered to the macrocosm (god) as to microcosm (human) and both bent. Maybe that old devil was the savior all along, or maybe the rubble of a city and a life has a way of encouraging bad decisions. Don’t worry, we can end this sorry story. Save me. Save The Son. Save Old Scratch. Save Her. Save everyone. Even you. We can tear everything down.

So imagine you’re this girl, and there’s another girl you respect and look up to so much that it’s maybe a bit of a problem. You love her, yeah? That special kind of love you can only feel for people this far above you. She’s your idol, she’s your protector, she’s everything you’ve ever wanted (to be). She’s so perfect, so beloved, so above it all as she soars through the city while you stay earthbound. She’s a beacon, her golden light signaling salvation and glory. You can’t help but see her as almost more than human, something more immaculate and powerful and full of love. Crushing golden radiance from above, too bright to stare at directly but lovely to bask in.

Then you do something that hurts her, that tears the two of you apart forever. Cast into damnation for loving her like you’d love God, churning and sleepless with guilt at the knife you put in her back, longing for that perfect gleam to take you into its comforting warmth again and knowing that’s never going to happen. You’re locked away, somewhere sunless to mock your severance from the light.

You’re two years into being there forever, when the doors crack open and you’re told you’re needed. Something went wrong — he was our idol, our protector, perfect and beloved and almost more than human, but now he wants to kill us, and you have to help stop him. You never thought you’d step outside again, but as you do, you’re cast harshly in it for a second time: crushing golden radiance from above.

How could they possibly expect you to feel?

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The influence of Alexandrian Judaism is pretty clear in Zosimos's work, along with heavy influences from Hermetic and Gnostic theology.

Because of this, he has a hilariously literal take on the idea of tikkun olam. (The reparation of the world.)

Zosimos's take is that once you have enough understanding of god and the self, you can literally transform reality into a more divine shape.

Additionally, he sees the stars and planets as divine beings akin to Gnostic archons. Their job is to distract man from perfect knowledge of the self.

Implying that tikkun olam will eventually involve using alchemy to blow up the moon.

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The influence of Alexandrian Judaism is pretty clear in Zosimos's work, along with heavy influences from Hermetic and Gnostic theology.

Because of this, he has a hilariously literal take on the idea of tikkun olam. (The reparation of the world.)

Zosimos's take is that once you have enough understanding of god and the self, you can literally transform reality into a more divine shape.

Additionally, he sees the stars and planets as divine beings akin to Gnostic archons. Their job is to distract man from perfect knowledge of the self.

Implying that tikkun olam will eventually involve using alchemy to blow up the moon.

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I’m not seeing how what I said was anything but sane. I admit the god thing was a bit weird, but I’d been talking with Glastig Uaine so it’s probably just her weird speech patterns rubbing off on me

The influence of Alexandrian Judaism is pretty clear in Zosimos's work, along with heavy influences from Hermetic and Gnostic theology.

Because of this, he has a hilariously literal take on the idea of tikkun olam. (The reparation of the world.)

Zosimos's take is that once you have enough understanding of god and the self, you can literally transform reality into a more divine shape.

Additionally, he sees the stars and planets as divine beings akin to Gnostic archons. Their job is to distract man from perfect knowledge of the self.

Implying that tikkun olam will eventually involve using alchemy to blow up the moon.

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I already know that The WhyDoYouEatOfMyFlesh? Lord, and the WhyHaveYouForsakenMe? Son and all the They’reComingDownToBlessUs Hosts of Heaven and the UrielWhoBringsTheBurningSword RaphaelWhoStirsThePoolOfTheSea GabrielWhoHeraldsRevalations Archangels look fearfully upon my Great Work, but this was interesting anyway. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Very informative

The influence of Alexandrian Judaism is pretty clear in Zosimos's work, along with heavy influences from Hermetic and Gnostic theology.

Because of this, he has a hilariously literal take on the idea of tikkun olam. (The reparation of the world.)

Zosimos's take is that once you have enough understanding of god and the self, you can literally transform reality into a more divine shape.

Additionally, he sees the stars and planets as divine beings akin to Gnostic archons. Their job is to distract man from perfect knowledge of the self.

Implying that tikkun olam will eventually involve using alchemy to blow up the moon.

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I’m very grateful to Dragon for providing us with collared orange shirts with ties instead prison jumpsuits. They even have pockets.

Some of the notorious Birdcage cell leaders:

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(Complaint about being imprisoned in the Birdcage)

(Comedic sound, usually a sigh or a groan)

(Absolutely insane statement about either a Canon or non-canon Cape)

(Continuing the bit)

(Committing to the bit)

(Proposing to the bit)

(Marrying the bit)

(Having awful, nasty, gross sex with the bit)

(Bad joke to end the post/"I" die in a gruesome manner)

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(Reference to career as supervillain)

(Comedic sound, usually a sigh or a groan)

(Absolutely insane statement about either a Canon or non-canon Cape)

(Continuing the bit)

(Committing to the bit)

(Proposing to the bit)

(Marrying the bit)

(Having awful, nasty, gross sex with the bit)

(Bad joke to end the post/"I" die in a gruesome manner)

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You know I would never lie to you bestie…

The term “string theory” in this YouTube video is uncapitalized and therefore not about me or the scientific theory I named myself for. It is simply about the material known as string being deceptive about leftist political literature. Science Communication is also hard for some reason. tmi tbh.

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Please tell me this isn't true, Miss Theory. I'd hate to know that all this time, blowing up the moon would actually be a bad thing.

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lol good one

Tempted to rewrite "Victoria Dallon and the Cum Jar" and call it "Vicky's Cum Jar: relubed and re-Amy'ed"

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Thank you tumblr user @n0brainjustvibes for bringing this to my attention.

@lakesbian

Having read the above post, I can plainly see the original poster suggesting that they possess a laserbeam powerful enough to destroy the moon [paraphrased]. This post interferes with my brand as a supervillain and falsely claims ownership of the distinct tinkertech unit F-driver, an original design that I, String Theory, hold exclusive ownership over.

With this in mind I am threatening legal action should the original poster not provide a public apology and 8.2 million USD in cash within the next 72 hours. Failure to comply will result in a lawsuit, and failing that, extralegal measures will be taken.

-the real String Theory

every time someone calls me the alec expert. i gain strenght. soon my laserbeam will be powerful enough to explode the moon

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A pity. You were… amusing, intern.

serious post

Hi. Pay attention to the man behind the curtain for a moment.

I don't like Worm anymore because a certain person passed off a writing prompt I made as their own on a certain discord server, and while I'm not going to throw a major bitch fit about not getting the credit for my idea, I'm also not sticking around for this shit.

Fuck you for taking my cat prompt, and I'll see you all in hell. It was my fucking idea. This'll be the last time I use these blogs, so long and thanks for all the fish.

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Am I not both of those things?

I'm so uncultured idk what adventure 2 snapcube thingy is i am so sorry but here is string theory with a (totally safe for consumption she swears) beaker of fluid!! FOR SCIENCE

@thesternest