Hey. M'name's Josh. Just your average teen by day, and by night, I'm exactly the same, but more tired. I hope y'all enjoy your stay, and we can all chill and be friends. :D
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad
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I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART
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Oprah’s reaction to this woman’s unseason chicken recipe that won a $1 million dollar prize.
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the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me
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all of us when we finally see the eldritch monstrosity that’s going to devour the world:
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*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*
haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?
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Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.
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Anyway almost every gay person I know used to think they were straight but I literally don’t know a single straight person who used to think they were gay so statistically, whose sexuality is more likely to be a phase? Not mine bitch
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most of the ocean is unexplored because everyone agreed that we’d all sleep better at night if we dont know what the hell is down there
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