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ok im sure someone else has made this joke before but hear me out what if some witch somewhere like yelled at agatha "death be upon you" or something like that and agatha just "yeah i sure hope she does"

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crazy how some people will say the most unhinged things only to look at you like a fith grader typing 58008 on a calculator handing it to you upside down

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nooo don't kill yourself your so skibidi aha

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and if i say agathario

When you have a near-death experience, it’s exactly what it sounds like. Death comes to your deathbed to take you to the afterlife, but you beg the immortal being to let you live. Reluctantly, Death agrees, but it comes at a price. Every time you reach a moment where you should have died, you officially owe Death one date. This is your 18th date, explain how the conversation goes.

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hey so the divine call came to me but in came to me in the form of a buzzing mosquito so i killed it. sorry

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(i have just consumed a media)

hey so what the fuck!!

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watching my ouija board spell out "skibidi"

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writing fanfic where characters affirm that they are loved isn't enough anymore i need to kiss a girl