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For what is a man / what has he got / when the wind blows / the cradle will drop
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Customer: PIRATE BALL IS THE MOTTO OF MY HIGH SCHOOL ALMA MATER DMV: SOUNDS LIKE “PURE 8 BALL” WHICH COULD HAVE DRUG REFERENCE. WEB SEARCH TURNED UP NO SUCH HIGH SCHOOL OR MOTTO. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MY 5 YR OLD DAUGHTER'S FAVORITE EXPRESSION. SAME MEANING AS "OH DARN" DMV: NUTS; OH NUTS current Verdict: ACCEPTED
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why do you drive on the parkway and park on the highway
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epic rap battles of history: brown vs the board of education
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supreme court just overturned bernoulli’s principle
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None of those bands are industrial metal.
Pick up some Rebar.
Or Steel.
Or Girders.
Or Nails.
Or Solder.
Lmfao…
I fucking dare you…
tool? nine inch nails? industrial metal? bitch this aint home depot !!!!!
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they took away my conniver's license because i got a DUI (deceiving under the influence)
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supreme court just overturned righty tighty lefty loosy
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If yes, tell me what it is in the tags!
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