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new term for baking: hotboxing

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following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

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A doggy dog Christmas

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“surfing” could have just as easily been called “waterboarding”

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New Donk City workers

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this bizarre webcomic called “homestuck” keeps opening on my screen and i’m forced to read it.. does anyone know something about this….

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Cinnamon challenge just won game of the year

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Davejade where have u been

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its octover

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my pretty princess

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English added by me :)

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I, Carumba

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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RFK Jr. Seen Pushing Tiny Piece of Cheese Into His Ear Canal With Pencil, Says, “He Needs To Eat”