Jill. 35. she/they. Theater Geek. Hipster Trash. Everyone's Cool Aunt. Disaster Bi. Irrelevant Relic of Tumblr Fandom Past. Gets paid to hang out with 3 year olds. What even is a coherent blog anymore?
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daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨
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Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this
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every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics
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I heard y’all like girls with swords~
Literally no one asked, but I still do the cosplay thing every now and then. Almost exclusively as some sort of Loki variant.
I’ve peaked and there will never be a cooler photo of me to exist.
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It’s still wild to me that back in like 2013 I was considered “famous” in the WTNV fandom for a fucking OC and all that Strex Family stuff. There was FANART. Bruh. Like, why?
Falling off the face of the internet and doing my own thing over here is so much more peaceful.
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tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on
#being tumblr famous is wild#I was briefly ‘famous’ in the Welcome to Nightvale fandom for like 2 years because of the Strex Family nonsense#it’s nice being a relic of tumblr fame past
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No. 17 Flapjack Octopus Opisthoteuthis sp.
Found on deep ocean seabeds throughout the world.
Feeds on polychaete worms and other small invertebrates around the sea floor.
Flapjack octopuses are part of the suborder of cirrate octopuses and as such have a vestigial internal shell.
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I'm teaching Belphie how to flush the toilet. I don't know why. right now he understand that he needs to push the lever, but he's not exerting enough strength. not sure how we can take this to the next step...... he might just be too small and weak.
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"you know what? Fuck this. Fuck you" but instead of being followed by a bad take, it just keeps going
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
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