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honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”
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Laugh From Around The World In Messages.
From fb.
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is this what the kids are listening to these days?
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the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad
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year 3 spanish students: can speak in full unbroken sentences, could hold a good conversation in spanish with another person
year 3 french students: i just realized that bonjour means good day
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Back in my head we were kissing😙🎵😙🎵😙🎵😙 I thought things were going alright ᵃᶫʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃᶫʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃᶫʳᶦᵍʰᵗ With a sign on my back saying kick me 😙🎵😙🎵😙🎵😙 Reality ruined my life ᶦᵐ ᵒᶰ ᵗᵒᵖ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳᶫᵈ !!!!
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go angel!
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It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos
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This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
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• Use the hand you write with.
• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.
• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.
• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.
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These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.
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distressed nothing
ur screamo name
first letter of first name: a: vicious b: dark c: raging d: wrathful e: possessed f: devilish g: overlord h: black i: unchristened j: gothic k: hungry l: satanic m: empty n: dead o: hardcore p: burnt q: mad r: torn s: distressed t: wicked u: infernal v: bloody w: derranged x: demonic y: damned z: zesty
add that to what u had for breakfast n u got urself ur screamo name
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