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yeah

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Can one of you buy me a house.so i can be alone

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i absolutely love that every episode of jet lag basically goes along the lines of something like

anyway hi jetlagblr, i'm not surprised yall exist, but i am surprised that yall have 219 fics on AO3

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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I like to collect headlines that read like a time traveler’s last desperate gambit at fixing reality

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i sit in a room blindfolded. scientists hold up cards with various characters without telling me what the character is or indicating that the card exists, and i respond with "smash" or "pass". my answers are used to write a program in pure binary which ends up compiling into a perfect copy of team fortress 2

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Laplace Scientific Computing Center - exploring the unknown with courage, forging the future with technology

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whatever. go my skeletons

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i need someone to take his mobile device away from him

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We Played Hide And Seek Across Japan - Ep 5

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It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

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the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine

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Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

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