ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
âYouâre cute and Iâm horny. You thinking what Iâm thinking?â
âI see you like cardio⌠wanna go back to my place and do it together?â
âIâm sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think theyâre missing an angel.â
âHold my hand? Iâm afraid Iâm getting lost in your eyes.â
âIs that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.â
âAre you a pokemon? Because Iâd like to peek-at-chu.â
âIf I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, Iâd have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.â
âMaybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. Itâs back at my house, so weâd have to go there butâŚâ
*Spills a drink on your shirt* âIâm so sorry! But if itâs any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.â
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
âIâm sorry, have we met before?â
âI donât know you, but thanks.â
âYouâre a very nice guy/girl, you know that?â
âWe only just met⌠but Iâd really like to see you again.â
âDo you think you could move your ass out of my friendâs seat?â
âItâs none of your business. We just met.â
âHey Iâm [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if youâd pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?â
âIâm so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.â
âOh shit. I didnât mean to trip you I swear, Iâm sorry.â
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
âDid you get that email I sent you last night?â
âNo, Iâm serious. She/he brought a flask to work.â
âI overheard the boss and I think youâre about to be put up for a promotion!â
âI know what youâve got in that top drawer.â
âI canât believe youâre drunk at work.â
âYou know, most people watch porn at home.â
âYour Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.â
âStop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I canât even open Gmail!â
âIf you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe youâd have a chance at a promotion too.â
âYouâve been working here for 6 years and you donât know where the break room is?â
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
âDidnât you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!â
âWe lost the playoffs.â
âThe girls team beat the boys!â
âI heard he/she got called into the principalâs office.â
âApparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.â
âI heard they were fucking in the bathroom.â
âShe/heâs been paying people to do their homework!â
âShe/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.â
âI canât believe weâre graduating this year.â
âBeing a freshman sucks.â
âI slept with a sophomore last weekend.â
âShe/he told me they were a junior!â
âWhy are those freshmen staring at you?â
âIs there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?â
âHow come everyone suddenly knows who I am?â
âDid you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!â
âI canât believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.â
âI definitely failed that test.â
âI got an A on my essay!â
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
âWow, thereâs a stick wedged so far up your ass I donât think I can even pull it out.â
âIâm sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.â
âUranus called and said Iâm huge and in the way.â
âIâm searching⌠searching⌠oh. Well would you look at that. I couldnât find any fucks to give.â
âWhatâs the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.â
âJust because thatâs mistletoe hanging above us doesnât mean Iâm going to kiss you.â
âTake a picture, itâll last longer.â
âAt this point you might as well ask for my autograph.â
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
âYou know Iâm right! Iâm always right!â
âShut up. Just shut up!â
âI donât need to listen to this.â
âYouâre lying.â
âI canât believe youâd say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.â
âI canât look at you.â
âDonât fucking touch me.â
âIf you say one more word, I swearâŚâ
âPipe down, youâre making a scene.â
âWhatâs wrong with you?â
âNow I know why people think youâre neurotic.â
âYou must be crazy.â
âIâm not backing down.â
âYou canât hide the truth forever, you know.â
âWhatâs your issue?â
âYou make me so angry.â
âThis has nothing to do with you.â
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
âAnd⌠and I love you! Itâs what Iâve been trying to tell you all along.â
âI donât know how to say it. But you know what Iâm trying to say, right?â
âIâve never been good at this. I donât do relationships. But I⌠I want to try with you.â
âYouâre the one that I want.â
âI donât care. I donât give a shit, donât you get it? I donât give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.â
âPlease donât say that. You know youâre the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.â
âI canât stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but youâre still the only thought on my mind.â
âI want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.â
âIâve always been afraid of commitment, okay? Thatâs why I sleep around.â
âIâve never wanted to give love a try until now.â
âPlease, donât leave me.â
âI need you more than you will ever know.â
âI love you more than I could ever express in words.â
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
âI didnât fuck him/her, I swear!â
âI brought vodka and ice cream.â
âYou left your anal beads at my house. Wait⌠no, theyâre just normal mardi gras beads.â
âI canât believe you went without me!â
âI love you, I love you so much and you just donât see it. What am I supposed to do?â
âI know youâre sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!â
âI canât find my apartment and I couldnât stop thinking about you.â
âLet me in! I think Iâm gonna throw up.â
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I canât stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldnât care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I canât stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me⌠and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and⌠well, Iâm in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and Iâm waiting with them at the hospital but I canât do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and Iâm stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I donât know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
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[text] I need you so bad right now
[text] They know.
[text] I know everything.
[text] OH FUCK OH FUCK
[text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?
[text] Make sure youâre alone- I donât want anyone else seeing what Iâm about to sent you.
[text] I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?!
[text] We need to talk
[text] I donât want to talk about it
[text] The bed is definitely broken beyond repairâŚ
[text] Delete my number
[text] Either way Iâm going to make you scream my name by the end of the night
[text] Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all
[text] Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone
[text] I th  unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx)
[text] You free tomorrow?
[text] You left your shirt and Iâve been wearing it all day, so now itâs mine
[text] I donât think you understand just how big his dick is!!!
[text] Thanks to you, the new neighbours now know my name xxx
[text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen?
[text] Whatâs the dress code?
[text] Black, red w/ lace or  sheer white????
[text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next him.
[text] YOU SAID THE BITES WERENâT EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING âINAPPROPRIATEâ
[text] I hear a celebration is in order?!
Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:
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  "You were late, what do you expect me to do? I'm not greeting you with happiness" dark eyes roam around the lighter features, blood is caked all over his face and hair giving him a dirtier appearance then he already has. He takes the cloth gingerly in to his fingers frowning at how pristine it is, so clean, so tidy and pure something he wasn't and condemned to this life that was that equivalent of a living day hell. Everything smelled like decay, rot, or piss lingering with the smell of cheap prostitutes and flesh for sell.  He wipes the blood off his face, there is nothing he can do for his clothes nor hair only to wait for a time he can take a bath and properly get rid of the iron smell on his body. Â
 â I don't know that, you're stuck in that spoiled thinking. No, how am I to know? the intentions of others aren't that easy to decipher even if they are to be called friends. Prostitutes are easier to buy here then food, you should know that by nowâ he starts to laugh, they truly do live such different worlds. He wonders what it's like to not sleep in fear or find a warm place to call his own? the blood on the cloth continues to drip in as he pats his lip, his mouth filling with the fluid worried that a tooth might be missing his tongue licks all over his teeth but everything is still there.Â
  Distant eyes continue to gaze out in to the streets, bony knees soon press in to his chest as he holds them tight for comfort. Childishly, he rocks his body tired and in pain from the previous fight as worn out leather soles click and clack on the cobblestone road. His body stiffens when he knows that Erwin has taken a seat against him, he stops his movement and refuses to look at him. "You come now though, you should of came sooner" monotone his voice is but there is evident pain in it, sadness that he has seen far too much for his young life and endured plenty.Â
  Hunger pangs continue to hit, he hasn't eaten in days so he knows what is happening-- he is simply starving. He could try and steal some bread, but he is running on the last bit of strength he has what a foolish idea it was to get in to a fight. Erwin doesn't know how take no for an answer when it comes to the raven, Rivaille knows for certain that in the end he will go with him but begrudgingly. He has to swallow his pride in order to continue to live, food that comes with a hot bath is so tempting it nearly can bring him to tears.Â
  It's a dirty trick! He should get up and leave but his stomach hurts so badly it causes him to press his bony fingers upon the flesh huffing as he does so. "I haven't ate in days, I guess my body is really starting to feel it getting in to a fight wasn't the smartest move" he doesn't say it to Erwin nor to himself, merely the air as he occupies it with his words. His head hangs as inky tendrils fall in to his face, no, this would be the most pathetic way for him to die now! he nearly wishes to pitch a fit that he would need to take the hand out in order to get through the night. Inwardly, he grimaces as his features contort to a look of dissatisfaction but he gives a nod-- he will go for the night.
  Slim fingers take the blonde's in to his own as he lifts himself up holding his upper arm with his free hand so the clothing may not fall off his nimble shoulders. Leave? it's only for a night, he'll return in the morning but there is a voice that taunts him saying that is if Erwin allows it, the man is greedier then himself and when he desires something he will go to any lengths to obtain it. Well, at the moment it is the least of his concerns as he looks upwards the corners of his mouth turning upwards just slightly as he asks in the most of feeble of tones.
 "Can I have a bath too? I smell, I get scared dirty clothes will make me sick. It would be bad if that happened"
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    How crass as ever this other is. Empty promises? Heâd never give him those. Erwin has promised him to get him out of the slums but it was only a matter of when. Back as a kid, he use to relish in the other. Such a filth little thing but he had the will of fire burning bright within him. Erwin was curious as to how this other who had everything taken from him could still go on. A child infatuation that turned into this. How many years has it been since he uttered those words under the sky light that gave them the beauty of the moon? Was that why this other speaks in such a tone to him? Bitterness is all he got from him and it causes him to frown at the corners of his mouth. Rivaille meant a great deal to him, not once was the other not on his mind. Erwin just had to get to this point to prove he was worth something. While he could sweet talk his way to the top, it was whole different ball park when it came to convincing others that a child of the slums is useless and not just another waste that should be left on the streets. Even if he did just bring Rivaille up the surface, he would have to atone for those crimes he had committed.
                     â Do you truly still me such as that? Like a common other? Rivaille I thought youâd be more kind to me at least. Forgive me if possible for not fulfilling my promise to you sooner. I didnât anticipate it to take this many years.  â
    Erwin leaned down and removed a cloth from his pocket. How troublesome Rivaille still was to this day. Just as they were as kids, the other had stared at him like he was a foreign object but Erwin was greedy ; thatâd be his downfall. Greed is nothing he has learned to tame even if he ended up paying the price for it. He gently reached out, cleaning up the red stains that were on the otherâs lips before handing the cloth to him. That laughter hurt his heart to hear, so different than when they were mere children who werenât yet spoiled by the harsh realities. Erwin being pampered ; still protected and Rivaille? He recalled a vague motherly figure coming to fetch him. But then reality seemed to hit them both. His own flesh taken and he should be distraught but he isnât. For Rivaille? He doesnât know what yet happened to that woman but he doesnât ask either. He watches the other and he makes it a point to make sure Rivaille knows he doesnât plan on leaving him be. Brow furrows as slight anger fills him. He thought him to think of him as a whore? What happened in the years he was gone?
                      â i donât see you as a common whore Rivaille and you know that well enough. If I did want a simple fuck as you so blatantly put it, I would have gone to the whore house instead of roaming the streets for you.  â
    Tone was tight as he stares hard at Rivaille before standing. How dare he assume he thought of him in such way! Erwin meant to only keep his word but he was tempted to leave him if he chose to act like this. Erwin knew it was wrong to do that ; itâd be manipulating him. Baiting him with sweet words of a home, fresh clothing, beds and the likes then leaving him. Erwin rubbed his temple as he sighed through his nose. Rivaille was sometimes a pain to him but there is something that lurks within himself that will not allow him to let the other go. Itâs disgusting as he thinks about how jealous he felt in the moment he thought if others had been touching Rivaille in a more intimate manner. He sighed again but in a more pity way towards himself. Yes he yearned for Rivalle in every way possible even during his time away. Thoughts of him were on his mind constantly and the words he whispered to him that day. Azure optics met the otherâs eyes as he watched him. Was he coming back to memory now? Surely Rivaille couldnât have forgotten about him. He waits, watching him. From confusion to realization â he sees Rivialle recalls him.
    He is ready to grasp the other should he try to leave him. He did not come all the way down here to have Rivaille make him go back on his word. Relief fills him as Rivaille remains seated on the ground and his tone becomes less harsh. He stares down at him still and listens to him before a smile crosses his lips. Annoying? He preferred the term persistent. Seeing as Rivaille wasnât going to move, he moved. Erwin sat next to him, leaning against the wall and showing to him he didnât care for the filth that was there. He wants to give a laugh and his lips curl more. Has nothing to offer him? Rivaille had everything to offer him. As he sat next to him, he reached over, picking up the cloth and dappling it against the otherâs lip again. What a mess Rivaille was. Lowering his arm, he rose a brow at him. TrophyâŚÂ Was that why Erwin was so determined to have him? A fleeting look of shame crossed his face before he looked away and at something else. Rivaille was⌠Was his was he not?
                      â Rivaille you have more than plenty to offer me. Do you not remember my promise when we were younger? I swore you I would get you out of here and Iâm keeping to it. â
    While he knows Rivaille can survive on his own on the upper levels, he doesnât wish him too. the thought of Rivaille being without him⌠He is far to greedy for that. How he wants to somehow shout it to the word that this urchin is his and only his. But he canât do so because how can he? There was no way Rivaille returned the feelings. It seemed he was placed out of mind when he left even if the other speaks him in a more friendlier tone. Erwin gave a small laugh as he gestured to the others stomach.
                     â I think your stomach says different from your words Rivaille. Come with me Rivaille. Iâll keep to my word and you know I will. â
      Donât leave just yetâŚ
           grace him with the touch &&
                       tone of another world.
                     â Riva please. â
   Words whispered quietly as he watches him thinking it over. What more can he possibly offer to show Rivaille how he needed him? It was a childish thing to need this much. Erwin set the rag down before standing and holding his hand out. Rivaille isnât one to take lightly, the other could slit his throat in his sleep and he was aware of it but he wanted just one day⌠One day to show him how life could be with just the two of them against the world. He doesnât yet leave and he wonât until Rivaille told him otherwise. Well⌠even if he did, he still wouldnât leave at all. Upon hearing Rivaille say he was hunger, he grinned. Reaching down, he took the otherâs hand in his own, curling his fingers around the otherâs and helping him up.
                     â Then let us leave from here. âÂ
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ERURI FOR THE SHIP THING! But do one of your's and Merch's Eruri ships!
SEND ME A SHIP AND IâLL TELL YOU â
our eruri is⌠buckl up kiddos.Iâll try and keep this as canon as possible.streetchxldwhere was their first date ?: DATE. What is date to them? I think the inital closest thing to a date Erwin has done is probably take Riva to a shop to get fitted for clothing. Considering one is starting to become a dead man, the other a criminal thereâs not much anywhere they can go. Although heâd also try and take Riva to a roof top to stare gaze.
 what my muse would do to cheer yourâs up: To cheer up Riva⌠Iâm not sure heâs good at doing cheering up. Empty promises are never a good thing, both of them are pretty much realists and thatâs a big problem. I guess to try and cheer Riva up, heâd tell him that he will try and not leave him too early and if he could, heâd spend his eternity with him.
who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: Oh now this is interesting⌠I think I might go with this is a dual thing. Both of are affection, though Riva more so at times, and Erwin has his days where he wants to do nothig but lavish Riva in it. So I think if Riva were too, I can see him kissing Erwin on his chest many little kisses but theyâd much more. As for Erwin, heâd kiss Rivaâs pulse on his throat â Each kiss they give has a lot of meaning.
who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: SNORTS. I know considering Iâm trying to keep this to our eruri, I have to say Riva would do this.
how my muse would wake yourâs up: He always wakes the other by gently stroking his hair, touching along his face and tracing his arm. A simple kiss to his forehead as well. Itâs how Erwin will always wake him up.
who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: Food is scarce for them however⌠I feel like maybe itâd be a playful thing between them both. Iâm leaning towards more Riva starting this food fight.
who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: I canât say for sure which considering Rivaâs background and Erwinâs â- If Iâm honest, I donât either would? Even in modern verse, I donât know much about how Riva is but I still think neither would. Might just joke about it but thatâs it.
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