Introvert. Coffee addict. Feral for men who could kill me, but actually are cinnnamon rolls.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 1997 | dir. Steven Spielberg
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just asked the barista for a “12 inch” latte rather than “12 ounce” latte, tried to correct myself, and did it again.
I’m alive awake alert enthusiastic today, clearly
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I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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These Tiled Steps In San Francisco Glow At Night From The Moonlight
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