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#me after my brother watched me dislocate my wrist#my arm shook violently and i dropped my phone#so i grabbed my wrist and did the reduction swirl to put it back in with a loud pop sound#ALL IN LIKE 40 SECONDS AND HE JUST WATCHED LIKE WHATTHEFUCKWAYLON
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It's been one week since Jurassic World Chaos Theory Season 3 came out, so...
can I offer you a Smoothie meme?
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Kerry is so hot. So so hot. So hot it's actually criminal. I see him with his smudgy ass eyeliner you know his ass never bothers to take off b4 bed constantly just caking that shit on, his chunky ass gold costume jewelry that looks like it should make his neck hurt, in that snug ass little white tank of his, tats on full display, and suddenly I'm telling this slut to cover up BECAUSE WHYYYYYY NO ONE. SHOULD HAVE THE POWER TO BE THAT HOT GOD HES SO FINE HES SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS I FUCKING HATE HIM I WANT HIM SO BAD BRO Y IS HE SO PRETTY UUHHURGGHFFG
#he’s so fucking stupid looking . i’m gonna get him pregnant#the way i would make him worse#he would also make me worse#we would be horrible for eachother . we must have children immediately#listen if you put both of us in a room one of us coming out pregnant and i’m infertile so#t4t but it’s not love. it’s violence
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Not to get political, but what dinosaur is most likely to enjoy a nice grilled cheese and why
Mononykus. No further questions. *walks off stage*
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Guys it's that day again-
Happy Sacabambaspis Sunday ( o▽o )
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Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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study of the Eichstatt Archaeopteryx for a big upcoming project
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Reminder to take your meds
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Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss
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