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JONATHAN BAILEY as FIYERO TIGELAAR — "Dancing Through Life"

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you can alter your personality so that you better fit in to certain spaces. but watch out!

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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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"Tough luck Kakarot, Dad said it's MY turn to play with the tamagami!"

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1st oc: hi im just a normal highschooler im kinda depressed but i swear im not a mary sue

30th oc:

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how can you tell

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Me: wow I'm so low energy I just can't seem to do anything

My body: you haven't eaten properly today

Me: I want to do so many things today but something feels off

My body: ... you haven't eaten properly today!

Me: man what is wrong with me??

My body: YOU HAVEN'T EATEN PROPERLY YOU DUNCE!

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I would like to report that Dalton has not let go of his chokehold on me. I suspect he will continue until I either change his fate or actually write the story.

That man, if anything, is extremely determined.

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'i should draw' 'i should paint' 'i should write fic' 'i should read' 'i should embroider' 'i shou-

*stares at a wall for 8 hours*

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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Is this a problem?

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Behold, one of my best friend's Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I'm so proud!!)

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woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

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