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hello hello can i interest you in big brother adam content. They are so important to me

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glow

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kid: hey daddy can you read me a bed time story?

dad picking up "doggy goes to school": how about this one?

kid: sorry cant really read that one yet cause first we need to read "doggy rides a bike" and then "doggy vs cat: last hope"

dad: im sorry i dont think ive heard of that one

kid: yea it was during the dark era of doggy books but since then cat has become more of anti hero and helps doggy sometimes

dad: oh didnt even know that

kid: thats pretty fucking embarrasing father. i recommend you read "Kitty: origins" and "Doggy: year 1" to catch yourself up with the canon and then we can really get started on the bedtime stories tomorrow night

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Just two hardworking and professional Starfleet officers doing their duties with no funny business!

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my heart's a ghost limb reaching

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He doesn't chew he just eats like a pelican I think

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👆 truest shit anyones ever said

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waging a war against the compulsive urge to say “if that makes sense” after saying something that makes complete and unequivocal sense

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First off, click here.

The wheel just assigned you one of the Worldwide Box Office Winners from the past 35 years. (No 2024 because we don't know that winner, yet.)

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i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

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I sat with a crying second grader today. (The age range is outside my wheelhouse but I was the most convenient adult.) He was crying, the other adults said, because his brother took a phone he was playing on. “Phone addicted,” everybody said. “If he would get up and play games with the other kids he wouldn’t be crying.”

He told me everyone lets his brother take things from him because his brother is younger, and doesn’t know better. He told me he doesn’t want to play because he’s tired, he has too many extracurriculars this summer and can’t get good sleep because “everyone in my camper is so loud when I’m trying to sleep.” He’s exhausted and only eight. His mom’s an acquaintance and told me she and the kid’s father are going through a separation — mom and four kids left the house to stay in a camper.

But people will seriously not listen to kids crying over seemingly minor things because on the surface it looks like a tantrum. If kids are given the space to articulate themselves they often will.

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stop talking about the USA. I have heard enough about that wretched place

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a pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a fag the only girl I've ever loved was andrew in drag

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holy shit

i knew teslas were bad but "literally twice as deadly as the average vehicle" is something else