strawberry-lychee
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mikki // 24 // simp for large men // mdni!! // interacts from @xi-fan
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strawberry-lychee · 2 days ago
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In 1998, Texas police broke into the house of a gay man and his boyfriend and arrested them for sodomy. It was not until 2003 that these convictions would be overturned as part of the Lawrence v Texas ruling. If you are in your 20s chances are you are older than gay sex being federally legal. Keep that in mind when Clarence Thomas retires in a year hoping to get a likeminded replacement.
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strawberry-lychee · 2 days ago
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Roommate!Simon Riley that doesn’t correct people for thinking you’re dating. Simon’s minding the trolley while you grab a box of cereal at the store, idly standing by while watching people dip in and out of the aisle. when an older woman says you make a cute couple he just nods and says ‘thank you, ma’am’. he especially doesn’t correct someone when he stalks up behind you, a protective hand on your hip when they scoff and ask, “Is this your boyfriend?”
Roommate!Simon Riley that knows you like the back of his hand - ever changing, but still familiar at the end of the day. a new scar marring his knuckles? he’ll memorize what you like from that new café that opened down the block. a new nick on his wrist? he’s picking up that new movie you were gushing about wanting to see, a genre you wouldn’t necessarily choose usually - he’s ignoring how the main love interest looks like him. at the end of the day, some things never change, like how he’s memorized your smile and the way your nose scrunches
Roommate!Simon Riley that’s fallen into a comfortable pattern with you. your friends always say you act like a married couple, but you wave them off. so what if you guys are in the bathroom at the same time? you need to squeeze a shower in and Simon wanted to brush his teeth - besides, he can hand you a towel when you’re done. so what if you sleep in each other’s rooms? the damn AC is busted again, it’s not your fault Simon is as warm as a furnace and welcomes you with open arms
Roommate!Simon Riley whose favorite start to the morning is seeing you bleary eyed and groggy. your hair is messy, pillow lines across your cheek, and your t-shirt is askew - perfect. he doesn’t care if you have crud around your eyes, he doesn’t care if you haven’t brushed your teeth yet, he doesn’t care that you’re wearing his t-shirt— Simon pauses, eyes glued to you. his last name decorating your back… maybe Simon does care about you wearing his shirt
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strawberry-lychee · 2 days ago
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hey yeah I did the BDSM test and it says I'm adorable and you should call me your little princess and kiss my forehead
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strawberry-lychee · 2 days ago
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Something something Simon Riley not being a sex god for once.
Simon Riley who took awhile to warm up, but once he did snorted his way through endless jokes, completely lost in the way you rolled your eyes and punched him on a thick arm.
Simon Riley who was nervous about grabbing a drink with you, butterflies he thought had escaped through the holes left in his psyche by Roba cresting in his stomach.
Simon Riley who gripped his pint a little too hard as a direct result of his anxiety, shattering it in his broad palm and sending beer all over the place. Drenching your top.
Simon Riley who was utterly mortified and who then made it worse, by suggesting you go back to his place and get dried off. Way too forward, part of him died inside when you blinked several times in surprise at that.
Simon Riley who then cringed at the thought you might think he was a fucking creep.
Simon Riley who has never been more relieved in his life to hear you laugh and suggest he buys you dinner first.
Simon Riley who strips off his jacket for you, he’d give you the shirt off his back if you asked, you assured him it was fine.
Simon Riley who was sure he hadn’t scored a second date. Who was furious with himself for spoiling it, especially because it took about a month of build up for him to get his tongue around asking you out in the first place.
Simon Riley who is internally doing cartwheels of happiness, when he drops you off at home and you ask him if he fancies brunch at the weekend.
Simon Riley who immediately messages Johnny and Kyle to tell them he didn’t fuck it up.
Simon Riley who wears a smile under his mask all week because he gets to buy you coffee on Saturday and what more could a man want honestly.
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strawberry-lychee · 5 days ago
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strawberry-lychee · 7 days ago
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pussy that comes from innocent girls with secret disgusting tumblr blogs>>>>>>>>
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strawberry-lychee · 8 days ago
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Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.
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strawberry-lychee · 8 days ago
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Please please pleeeease let me play with your tits while we watch tv together. Just focus on the screen and lay back against me and let me have some fun. Whispering into your ear, "Shhh, stop squirming, babe, this scene's really important," while I'm pinching and twisting your hard, sensitive nipples. Please?
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strawberry-lychee · 9 days ago
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tits or ass ghost!xreader .𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ ⭑
|NSFW| u have big boobs n ghost cant stop staring
Ghost never considered himself as a “boobs” type of guy, but when it came to you all that went out the window. It was like he became a awkward teenager every-time he saw you, he’d just get flustered and end up staring right at your chest. During sex it was worse but to be honest you didn’t mind it, planting soft kisses all over your chest and kneading your soft flesh while he thrusted into you.
You were sprawled across the bed in missionary, your tits bounce with each movement of his hips causing you to let out soft mewls. “Mmm, fuckin’ love these” He said, his hands fondling with them briefly before his wet lips wrapped around the hardened flesh beneath him. “So soft..my sweet girl..” He spoke, his eyes locking onto yours.
He took your breasts, cupping them while rolling his tongue over the sensitive buds, letting out pathetic and breathy groans while you let out sweet moans.
I got inspired by that tiktok sound thats like “cant stop looking at her t-t-t-t face” idk i hope yall like this
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strawberry-lychee · 9 days ago
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Imagine you start dating John Price when you already have a protective dog at home
You have a girl dog and the first time he homes over she just side eyes him the whole time and whines like, “why is there a man in our home???”
She won’t let him near her or you without growling or barking. You try and apologize to John, explaining that she’s just protective and doesn’t like men, but John’s not offended, saying he’s glad you have her looking out for you.
Once the dog gets more used to having him around and realizes he’s not going to kill and eat you, she calms down a bit, but she’s still very protective.
You can’t play wrestle with him without your poor puppy going crazy thinking he’s attacking you, and if he slaps your ass she gets pissed, barking and growling because, “how dare you hit my mommy!?!?”
And god forbid he raises his voice at you during an argument.
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strawberry-lychee · 12 days ago
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boyfriend!simon riley and american!bimbo(ish)!reader
simon loves his ditzy, american girlfriend. how you make him repeat his words, sounding out the syllables because his accent's so thick, and voice so deep. though he thinks it's just an excuse for him to talk right into your ear, his voice several octaves deep, a rumbling sound low in his chest.
he loves your little american terms, the differences in your cultured upbringings in terms of slang, and lingo.
"'s futball, lov'," he'd murmur, a beer in the hand of the arm slung around the back of the old leather couch as you watched the game. his other arm would be across your shoulders, fingers creeping up your neck as he caressed your soft skin and lengthy collarbone subconsciously.
he'd huff a chuckle if he heard you mumble 'soccer' in return.
but it wouldn't be too long until he heard his own words integrated into the vocabulary, but only when you weren't laid on your back, legs thrown over his shoulders as he plowed his hips into your slick cunt.
your sweet, american accent just mewling his name so nicely from your lips, harsh contrast to the stinging pain your claws left in his scarred back.
it only earned you grunts in return, followed by a particularly harsh thrust, lewd, flithy sounds of flesh on flesh.
but pretty, pretty music to his ears after you'd been fucked stupid, a cock-drunk babbling mess. pretty american girl.
he'd call you a good girl for calling it 'football' instead of 'soccer,' and eat you out too.
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strawberry-lychee · 12 days ago
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i think a major thing in regards to kink and racial aspects and dynamics is the fact that white people particularly are used to their every desire and comfort and pleasure being prioritised whether they are consciously aware of it or not.... like unfortunately the situation is that most of them believe that kink exists in some sort of bubble.
for example many would not think twice about the implications of wanting to have "taking bbc" be a necessary part of their personal humiliation or transformation or degradation kink. they already live under conditions where they have to put in active effort to be anti-racist. so ofc it never occurs to them that perhaps maybe we are asking them to think critically about the origins of their kinks and why the dynamic might be dubious if not outright racist.
to them its a matter of kink shaming because white pleasure and white comfort comes before respecting black people as humans. this is the way society has functioned for centuries. so of course why would they ever think that there might be more behind the fact that they enjoy raceplay fantasies? because to them its just that, a fantasy. they have never had to question why or how that came be.
Seriously, i implore you to all really really think critically about the way you think about black people sexually, how you want to treat your black partners, and if that may have implications or backgrounds to it that you don't recognize. you need to understand that there are very real reasons behind the fact that we want you to question why it sexually pleasures you to have racial power over us. its not at all the same as for example someone thinking its immoral or repulsive to enjoy kinky sex. we are literally just wanting you to recognise that our people have a history of sexual abuse tied with our history of racial abuse.
like if you have a kinky dynamic with a black partner, are you taking care to consider the implications of why they might not be okay *at all* with being referred to as your slave sexually regardless of the way you intend it? or being whipped? For reasons outside of the fact it doesn't turn us on, but rather that its something that for us, for our people, are things that were used to abuse us?
are you taking care to educate yourself about the history of sexual abuse in racism and slavery? do you actually know that cuckolding has racist roots? have you researched that? do you know how our people were and have been exploited and abused sexually throughout history not just with slavery but minstrely and so on? Did you ever take pause to think about the history that may lie behind raceplay and how maybe, just maybe; that us finding an issue with that kink is not us shaming anyone or trying to suppress anyone's sexuality?
learn to understand *why* we have every right to not feel okay with the fact people get off to the racial abuse and exploitation and dehumanizing of us, regardless of if its just "fantasy" or "roleplay". think about why your first reaction is to claim that your sexual freedom is being stifled, why you think your right to pleasure comes before our right to NOT be treated like this and to NOT view you as a safe person to be around for openly and proudly getting off to it.
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strawberry-lychee · 16 days ago
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if you still sleep with a stuffed animal…
- price makes sure you don’t feel childish for it. you’re a little reluctant about admitting it first, but there’s no hiding it once you move in. you grip the edge of your shirt and stare down into the floor when he asks you about the well-loved teddy in one of your moving boxes. he embraces you and reminds you of your age and your big girl job, your degree, your car. none of that changes because you sleep with a stuffie, he mutters as his hands find your wide ass. goes on to tell you all the grown up things he wants to do you.
- kyle finds it endearing, even when you’re a little embarrassed to tell him about it. you’re already the most important person in the world to him. a stuffie only makes you more adorable in his eyes. and frankly, he gets it. it’s nice having something soft and warm to hold when you go sleep, he says and winks at you. still, teddy gets turned the other way when you two start undressing each other.
- johnny finds it a little odd, but only because he can fall asleep standing up in a chopper mid-flight, and therefore doesn’t quite understand that you have specific requirements in order to sleep well. but doesn’t tease you for it, instead always making sure teddy’s around for you. brings him out to the living room when you two (now three) are watching a movie and even borrows him for himself when you’re away. claims it’s because he smells like you, denies it’s because he’s growing fond of him too.
- simon treats teddy with the utmost respect. he probably had one too, long ago, until his father destroyed it. he understands your feelings about your stuffie and places him carefully on the floor next to the bed if you two get busy. stitches up his torn seams with his balaclava-thread. slides him gently back under your arm if you’re already asleep when he comes to bed. puts his own arms around you in turn, protecting your back while teddy has your front. still, slips a hand under your shirt to feel the soft skin of your tits to fall asleep to.
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strawberry-lychee · 17 days ago
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not spoiling your gf is wild like couldn’t be me I’m at your service and in your cervix babey
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strawberry-lychee · 17 days ago
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i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters
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strawberry-lychee · 17 days ago
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Everytime someone writes the 141 referring to their girlfriend/wife as their missus an angel gets its wings. The stars shine. Global warming stops. My crops grow. I can see heaven-
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strawberry-lychee · 17 days ago
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“What seems to be the problem, officer?”
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