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I've been playing hsr all day long since launch , no art for now

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Blood and evilness and violence moodboard

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You're telling me a ginger bred this man?

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Art by Nathengyn

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Tumblr: *minding own business*

*Venom 2 trailer drops*

Monster fuckers:

Tumblr:

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dicks.

dicks.

#dicks 

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*drinks coffee* *is easily anxious by default*

im fast af boi  

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Fffffgggfgh Venom making Eddie breakfast??? Enthusiastically saying hi to Mrs. Chen????? Dorkily singing along to the radio???? Getting mad when he can't have his chocolate???? Being a nuisance????

(and I mean that 100% unironically)

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NOOOO /SNIFFS/

you know everyone thinks it's so cute when someone wears their Boyfriend's clothes, but the last time Patroclus did that, it didn't end well

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he mouthed, “Catch.”

deleting all my dating apps bc i wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (he juggles figs to catch my attention and then throws one to me)

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mark reads markhyuck fics

i am so convinced that mark has had read maybe several markhyuck fics AND came across fanarts or even invested himself in some.

anyway, it's only a thought that crossed my mind :)

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handjobs

patroclus gave achilles handjobs under the blanket in chiron’s cave. thank you.

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in the slytherin common room

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// rupert grint as ron weasley (i love him so much, ASFJDJDKSJSKDJ uwu) + freckles; :D

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I’ve been reading FAR too many veela/bonding fics that start out as fighting and end up in snogging….. .yyyyyyyyyeahahhhhh

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I can't believe I'm going to spend the rest of my life reading fanfic about these two idiots falling in love and kissing for the first time

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hi~ could you please write an au where harry flirts with draco in french and draco gets annoyed bc harry butchers the pronunciation but he is secretly flustered by it? ><

“That is the worst pronunciation in the history of French, Potter.” Draco sniffs, unimpressed, checking his nails.

Harry grins, undeterred. “You’re blushing. You can’t hate it that badly.”

“I’m not,” Draco says, blushing brighter. “And I do hate it. You butcher French. You have officially ruined the language for me.”

“Dramatic,” Harry observes mildly, sitting next to Draco and holding out the hastily-made bouquet of daisies. “Will you accept my fleurs?”

“Do not,” Draco says, but he takes the bouquet. “You’re ruining this.”

“Am I?”

“You are.”

“So would you say it’s impossible to ruin it further?”

Draco gives him an odd look. “Yes. Why would you-”

Harry cups his face and kisses him; Draco makes a surprised noise, stiffening for a moment before melting into it. It’s slow, and sweet, and exactly what Harry’s wanted to do for who knows how long now.

When they pull away, breathing hard, Harry grins.

“Did I ruin it more?” he asks. “Mon amour.”

“You did,” Draco says. “Fuck you’re the worst.”

He grabs the front of Harry’s shirt and pulls him in for another kiss.

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