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Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

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Unironically LOVE how the Nordsee is never there when you’re at the Strand. The Ostsee is such a people pleaser, but the Nordsee? Always gone. Keeping herself busy with the Mond, leaving you with Watt and Watt only. Honestly, love that for her

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I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me

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fellow germans, der stoff für memes geht mir einfach nicht aus derzeit

EDIT: link to article (no paywall) in the reblogs!!

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Irgendwer bei uns in der Freundesgruppe hat mal angefangen sämtliche Mülleimer als Christian Linder zu bezeichnen und deshalb sag ich zu Müll wegwerfen jetzt "Den Christian Lindner füttern" und auch sonst läuft mein Leben ganz normal

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There was a paper in 2016 exploring how an ML model was differentiating between wolves and dogs with a really high accuracy, they found that for whatever reason the model seemed to *really* like looking at snow in images, as in thats what it pays attention to most.

Then it hit them. *oh.*

*all the images of wolves in our dataset has snow in the background*

*this little shit figured it was easier to just learn how to detect snow than to actually learn the difference between huskies and wolves. because snow = wolf*

Shit like this happens *so often*. People think trainning models is like this exact coding programmer hackerman thing when its more like, coralling a bunch of sentient crabs that can do calculus but like at the end of the day theyre still fucking crabs.

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some things do not need bluetooth connection. give me a wire you prick

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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

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hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

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it has certainly been a day ™️ today.

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new conspiracy theory is that we did put men on the moon but they didnt ever come back. theyre still up there. hanging out. neil armstrong put a mop covered by some blankets in his chair and mission control didnt notice. have you ever seen buzz aldrin. think about it.

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when you lock eyes with someone on the bus who has been listening in on the same weird conversation that you have, that is peak being human

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they should invent blankets that make you feel warm (good) but don't make you feel warm (bad)

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I just said the most devastating thing in therapy today, while discussing why I forced myself into a relationship as a teenager when the relationship made me miserable and made me feel like I had no agency:

"I wanted to be worthy of a story."

And that, my friends, is why representation is so fucking important.

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They should invent a falling asleep that is easy