strangevamp
vamp with not enough money for chicken nuggets
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agender aroace mess with a god complex
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strangevamp · 8 hours ago
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I just said the most devastating thing in therapy today, while discussing why I forced myself into a relationship as a teenager when the relationship made me miserable and made me feel like I had no agency:
"I wanted to be worthy of a story."
And that, my friends, is why representation is so fucking important.
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strangevamp · 1 day ago
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strangevamp · 2 days ago
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They should invent a falling asleep that is easy
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strangevamp · 3 days ago
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ich öffne tagesschau.de. was zum fick tut volker wissing. ich schließe tagesschau.de und finde mich damit ab, dass ich in einem loriot-sketch lebe.
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strangevamp · 3 days ago
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Imagine sucking so much as a fellow politician that the guy known for having No Backbone™ snaps and develops one but specifically for roasting you on live television
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strangevamp · 3 days ago
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Die Ratten (Volker Wissing) verlassen das sinkende Schiff (FDP)
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strangevamp · 3 days ago
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Can't wait for the vault tracks
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strangevamp · 3 days ago
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hey if you're trans in the us i love you. hey if you're queer in the us i love you. hey if you're a person of color in the us i love you. hey if you're a woman in the us i love you. hey if you're disabled in the us i love you. i love you i love you i love you
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strangevamp · 3 days ago
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wie scholz da steht, literally a strichmännchen
i am really watching the live stream of lindner and the others getting fired on my day off
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strangevamp · 3 days ago
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es frank waltert nun sehr
i am really watching the live stream of lindner and the others getting fired on my day off
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strangevamp · 3 days ago
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and özdemir doubles as minister of education
whatever will happen when frank walter appears cant be anymore confusing (i hope)
now wissing gets to be justice minister???
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strangevamp · 3 days ago
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now wissing gets to be justice minister???
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strangevamp · 3 days ago
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i am really watching the live stream of lindner and the others getting fired on my day off
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strangevamp · 4 days ago
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strangevamp · 4 days ago
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ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner
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strangevamp · 4 days ago
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wtf passiert hier gerade?
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strangevamp · 4 days ago
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fuck it, i'm out. i have a limit and that is seein saskia esken.
i never want to experience this day (nov 5 '24) ever again.
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