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do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles

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A Knight and the Mermaid

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new official hualian art from the tgcf revised edition <3

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I discovered there's a quote from an ancient chinese classic that says: “In life, I am your person; in death, I am your ghost”, and I just KNOW that who wrote it was the first romantic in one of his daily overdoses resulting from his addiction to love:

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new official hualian art from the tgcf revised edition <3

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Heavenly officials: Hua cheng is dangerous!

Xie lian: 👍🏻

Heavenly officials: He's challenged 33 gods and made them lose their godhood

Xie lian: 👍🏻 *kisses him*

Heavenly officials: He'll kill you!

Xie lian: 👍🏻 *sleeps with him*

Heavenly officials: Something is not fucking right with this guy.

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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besitos 😽💗💐

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And this was how I found out the series has neb marked completed and I'm devastated 😭

that was the final installment of the feyd/paul hockey au series this is actually my 13th reason

EDIT: but I am going to be honest I am now feeling pretty disillusioned about this all. is this the end of feydpaul as we know it? the fandom has been slowing down a lot recently, less content, less engagement on my own fics.

bro is having a full on existential crisis over a hockey au rn

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everyone start a prayer circle for a new feyd/Paul hockey au fanfic today 🕯️

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I live and die for this Ice Hockey verse AU, and now there's fanart 😭

You cannot be part of this fandom and not have read this masterpiece yet:

unsportsmanlike conduct by Anonymous

Anyways, as I wait for the next chapter, I will draw my boys and hope that the next upload comes soon.

I will have to work on Feyd's dandelion head. I don't trust myself with short haircuts yet...

Oh, and forgive the bad quality... I don't know why it happens...

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Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

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Your Highness. You really…will be the death of me. Commission for @iamgizmo

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Full art of TGCF Audio drama season 2!!!

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January: an Omega watch that could level a city block. February: a Montblanc garotte-pen that could write a headline as easily as take a head off. March: a tuxedo jacket made out of a new stab-proof nano-fiber.

Q Branch had assigned these to 006, 005, and 009 respectively.

When the new Aston Martin was ready in April, Bond was too: ready to put his persuasive blue eyes to good use.

"Q."

"No."

"The odds of one going into the Tiber again are---"

"I specifically waterproofed it. It's technically a nautical vehicle. The answer is still no."

Bond smoldered.

Q kept his dark-ringed eyes on his monitor. His shoulders slumped for a moment before straightening. "Fine. If you sign this." Q handed him a letterheaded sheet of paper.

Under the circumstances that the man known as Q is removed from his position at MI6 due to the destruction of a gadget that Q has provided to me, I, the undersigned, pledge to provide at minimum a replacement monthly salary for at least 48 months immediately following the removal of Q's employment.

"No one's going to fire you."

Q arched his eyebrows. “Here: your current issue.” He handed Bond a plastic Bic pen. The top half had been chewed on and not by Q; the molar imprints didn’t match. 

Bond’s lip curled involuntarily. 

Q smiled. 

Bond signed the contract. 

Later, after the car and its surrounds exploded, Q turned up at Bond’s flat with two cat carriers in tow. “I expect we’ll be kept in the manner to which we’re accustomed.” He flopped onto Bond’s sofa.  

It��d probably be a month or two before MI6 hired Q back, which was time enough for good Quartermasters to have a rest and be spoiled. Bond would have to thank 006; the Omega had worked perfectly.