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the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break

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how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

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i know you won't translate "sense during speech" to norwegian........

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what an intense battle

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big fan of this image

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i need to SELL my UTERUS on EBAY

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cops will have firearm related accidents that even the dullest redneck could easily sidestep. like I am from the middle of nowhere where the level of firearm ownership is high and the level of alcoholism and drug usage is also high and I am still astounded by the rate in which cops accidentally shoot themselves and their coworkers. tf you mean you shot your partner in the leg? nobody I know has ever done that and I’ve seen some truly reckless gun ownership in my time.

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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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if asgore can have a weird gay thing with one of the holidays then why can't toriel too

[image description: a drawing of carol and toriel from deltarune sitting on a couch together and holding glasses of wine. carol is telling toriel a bad christmas pun while toriel laughs wholeheartedly. end id]

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when someone asks me what i've been up to lately and i say "just chilling" i mean this

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how many horrible live action movies will it take for people to realize that animation is the best medium to have fantasy creatures because when everything is animated your suspension of disbelief works better

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The thing is, even if you were lucky and your parents taught you how to clean, they probably didn't teach you how to clean the stuff you clean stuff with, like brushes, mops, sponges, rags, and so on. Or how to clean your cleaning appliances, like a dish washer, clothes washing machine, and clothes dryer and its ducts (if you have a ducted dryer), or a carpet cleaner, vacuum, Or how to clean up clean messes, like spilled bleach or detergent.

My parents threw away all of these things (even the vacuum cleaners and the dryer) when they got too dirty to function, because no one even told them THAT they could be cleaned. Cost them thousands of dollars over the years.

All I'm saying is that cleaning is not intuitive, and not knowing how to clean is not a moral failing, but it is something you can learn.

I'm going to reblog this post with resources for learning how to clean things and how to clean cleaning things (I'm not at my desk at the moment). If you have any favorites, please feel free to add them in too!

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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care