straightjohn2

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oh good. i thought i was on my garfield fanblog for a second there.

which blog am i on.

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which blog am i on.

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lads. it’s not gay to kiss a homie with passion and love.

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i come online. i like bioman john’s posts. i leave.

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“this is so romantic” and it’s two characters trying to kill each other

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about to fill my dash with anime boys for no particular reason at all.

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just came online to say that i think trolls are cool because they all have the ability to catch small bugs in their mouth with skill and precision, not unlike a weird looking frog with hands.

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sorry, i was busy doing straight things!

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i think we should return blogging to its roots. bring back long recipe posts with zero reader communication, followed by an explicit post about the poster’s upcoming divorce.

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i’ve recently learned how to main minecraft steve in league of legends. so yeah, i guess you could say i’m a gamer.

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literally don’t know who any of you people are. i’m like seinfeld lost in new york.

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but you can't be free...cause I'm shellfish I'm obscene.....

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if you see me kissing up to vriska, just ignore it because i’m still trying to make up for that time that she was a cat and i was making fun of her. i’m still afraid she’s going to bite the shit out of me again sometime.

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karkat getting online at age 6, about to obliterate 13 year old me.

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guys, i have a confession to make. i don’t know what trolls are and i’ve just been too afraid to ask this whole time.