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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.
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"your friends are an echo chamber" heyyyyy hey. hey. lock your phone right now and put it down. and walk until you get to the shore and then enter the body of water you encounter and stay in it till youre clean and whole with the world again
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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs
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Best wishes for your 264th birthday, Monsieur de Lioncourt
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they don't want you to know this but being weird and staying silly really helps you feel young forever
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Yeah bet you feel stupid don't you, trencher? You didn't want to be touched by a member of the oppressive brigade whose job is to enforce a boot on your neck, and whose colleagues have abused, beaten, and killed your people for decades. But what your silly goose self didn't know, is that this nice lady helps grandmas sometimes. Doesn't this make you want to put your life on the line to help your oppressor now?
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#god if the muppets hosted wwe today i would be so happy#i want to see rhea ripley and animal do a promo idk what they'd do or say but i want to see it#or even better: chelsea green and miss piggy oh that would be the best they would either love each other or try to kill each other#sam the eagle and cody rhodes im cackling
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you're an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????
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Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
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https://www.facebook.com/share/p/15erDMax9G/
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#if i didn't have a work placement for school in the middle of spring i would be applying#next year will be my year to get on the bluenose#bluenose ii
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i never want to read the words "live action remake" ever AGAIN!!!!
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I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me
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life is too short not to be obsessed with sports in an abnormal and unwell manner
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"you're so distant" you literally made me feel like i wasn't important
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