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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits
#there is a steep decline in my ability to get anything done after 6 hours of working#will this be a problem on a construction site in the future? potentially :)#also i will try to add as many minutes as i can onto a break as i can get away with#otherwise i'm actually extremely employable and overly competent
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overheard someone say that lesbians don’t have male icons the way gay men have female icons…. baby you have not logged onto tumblr dot com. the lesbians are dedicating blogs to men who look like the default mii
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dress the corpse in pink
Alecto the Ninth for @tltfashionzine! I loved participating in this project and hope you like the result just as much
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What if I just want to lounge around, masculinely, but on a train
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i think everyone should drop out of school and follow an unclear path
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grew up without butch role models and all i got was this psychosexual obsession with masculine suffering
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most important part of the writing process actually is when you loop a single song on max volume and stare at the word document and imagine the characters doing things for 14 hours. this is known as getting in the zone
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you've heard of sundress season for femmes but what about sweater season for butches???? let's get a round of applause for butches in sweaters!!
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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically
#oh i've read this book#i was like 12 so i don't remember much other than that i liked it#maybe i should read it again
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A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.
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my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life
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lighthouse study. started in sketchbook and finished in procreate
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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast
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"transfer fee" "starting fee" "convenience fee" "late fee" okay what if i beat you to a red pulp with a hammer what about that
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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"
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