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jason coming back to gotham and realizing like... a lot of things are named after him. in his memory. i wonder how that feels. and he’s like ok there’s a library, and a community centre, and a hospital wing, but that has to be it, right? but nope there’s a lot more!! because a lot of gotham got rebuilt after the earthquake with help from wayne enterprises lmao

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peak Lois Lane & Clark Kent dynamic imo is Clark just being absolutely convinced that he is the reacher and Lois is the settler. periodically early in their relationship he'll get all 'aw man Lois is so cool & smart and so beautiful... what could she possibly see in a guy like me... :(' and his friends have to be like 'clark... you are SUPERMAN'

he's just like '...oh yeah'

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Robert Pattinson in interviews: Bruce Wayne is a slimy worm man. A stinky dirty bat. A mess. Emo. Greasy and gross. Seconds away from going feral and biting someone’s ear off.

Me, a Bruce Wayne fan: Yes, yes, this man gets it

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Happy Birthday Tim

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Dick is taking the picture

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Green Lantern: hey does anyone have a bandaid?

Batman: only if you promise not to tell anyone

Green Lantern: .......sure?

Batman, opening up his utility belt: do you want a dinosaur bandaid or a spaceship bandaid

Green Lantern:

Green Lantern: spaceships please.

Batman: ok

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this is almost certainly a post ive made before but when a character's grief is so strong it fully alters the form of the narrative itself... moby dick being so much longer than strictly necessary because ishmael's grief made him stall for time in the telling of the tragedy... harrow the ninth being in second person because harrow was so grief-stricken that she herself was not capable of making narrative sense of the events of the novel and so someone else had to do it.... do u know what i mean

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there’s something very funny to me about the groups Tumblr decides to embrace. we chase off major celebrities and personalities and show open unmitigated hatred for the people running the place but we welcome the literal Occupational Safety and Health Administration with open arms.

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after seeing yet another huge post where young people rail against AO3 and older people have to explain that censorship is bad actually, I gotta say that as someone who reads a fuck ton of books a year, these younger people could really benefit from doing the same for a little perspective. fucked up content is not just a fanfic thing, and with books, you don't get any warnings! you just turn the page and gaze upon the most fucked up scene of your life! these people do not know how good they've got it tbh just filter tags my lieges

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Birds of Prey + male fragility reviews (insp.)

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i love abortion and i love divorce

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i see so many dumb posts online but im being so nice and so brave about it

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Spinning a Vinyl Record So Fast That It Shatters

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Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain