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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick

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Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.

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Introducing: cursed tea "kettles" I found on google

Hal 9000 (domesticated)

The slab

Gas cans

Precambrian little guy

Nintendo wii

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This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

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Pussyhaver in a jockstrap. I’m losing my mind.

you have seen the light

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oh to be a pangolin squirming around in the sludge 🥺🥺🥺 this would fix me

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According to comments all autistic people are

1. Completely unaware of sex or if they do know about it are either repulsed or confused by it

2. Fugly retards (their words not mine)

3. Low functioning and permanently childlike to the point of 1 and 2 being automatically assumed on those grounds

Meanwhile most of the autistic adults that I know and freely associate with are

1. Very aware of sex- most of them either really really love sex and kink because of the positive sensory inputs it gives them or are very curious about those things for those reasons

2. Range from average to well above average aesthetic attractiveness and are highly knowledgeable often being on par with those who have studied their respective interests at a post-grad level even if they themselves stopped going to school after high school

3. Capable of managing their own lives with minimal outside support, oftentimes no more than what a same aged neurotypical would need and if not it's due to financial constraints or the effects of infantilization rather than an inherent lack of ability and are VERY aware of some VERY adult topics not just sex related but also politics, world events, violent crime rates, etc

As for the correlation between autism and asexuality/aromanticism while there is undoubtedly some overlap the extent is far overblown in my opinion and if you don't know why you might want to take a look at the phrase "sour grapes"

What is the context for this ask?

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1.5 hours of pain in Rennes, France

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having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now

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too mindless for life i have more mindless incoming

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Taba Squishy Paws by squishy.diy.shop

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Wish I had big ol’ stompers today >:3