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NOW YOU CAN SEARCH SPECIFICALLY FOR FREAKS

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Just out of curiosity

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coyote restroom attendant

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Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

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I’m at mcdonalds and this teenage boy just asked his friend why he was wearing a superman shirt with a batman hat and he said “they’re boyfriends you asshole” the children………… are our future perhaps

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Wizard Victor looking for his "Sophie"✨.

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Ed, away at a marine biology conference: "Why do I feel like I should be stopping those two from making a terrible decision"

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tumblr is really funny because a bunch of the posts on here are the kind of funny that anyone would enjoy them. but then there's also a good fucking portion of posts on here that are so fucking bizarre that they're only really funny to the weird cockroach bitches whove been on tumblr nonstop for over a decade. and if you're tumblr-irradiated enough, you start to lose the ability to differentiate between those two types of posts.

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stargazing 🌟✨

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Angled Opalian + Oriented Opalian

AroAce + Opalian combo flags!

Angled Opalian

Someone who is a mlm, mlnb, nblm, and nblnb, meaning someone who is non-binary and a man who is attracted to men and non-binary individuals, while also being both ace-spec and aro-spec.

Oriented Opalian

An aromantic asexual (aroace) individual that is non-binary and a man who experiences a form of tertiary attraction towards men and non-binary individuals that they feel is significant enough to warrant a place alongside their aroace orientation.

The flags were made by combining existing flags. Credit for the original flags that inspired these go to: Angled aroace flag by black-aros, oriented aroace flag by @biaroace, and opalian flag by @nlmgalaxy.

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I’ve had enough historical events for one week. What do you mean it’s only Tuesday.

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People are complaining that the news in germany switched from saying "good evening ladies and gentlemen" to just "good evening" to be more inclusive. One day I also want smth like that to be my biggest issue in life

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dragonfruit cocktail

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