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Oh. My. God.

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Finn is literally the one truly original and innovative character in the sequel trilogy. Dashing pilot? Been done in the OT and the prequels. Force sensitive orphan living on a desert planet? Been done to the death in both previous trilogies. Force sensitive stormtrooper who breaks through his brainwashing, escapes his oppressors then helps free the galaxy from them? THAT's fresh, innovative, bold! If only racism didn't rot people's brain... If only people of color had been allowed to work on the sequels instead of boring white people... What we could have had.

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iconic star wars videos

darth vader with child anakin’s voice

chewbacca overreacts

princess leia’s accent

palpatine shooting stars

luke we’re gonna have company

palpatine tells anakin to do it for about fifteen minutes

anakin vs obi wan but every time their blades clash obi wan says hello there

1 hour of yoda rockin and rollin

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I will call everybody señorita ❤️

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Ah yes. Me. My husband. And his R2-series astromech.

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BLACK LIVES MATTER

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i love writing luke’s tendency to be a feral little man like Yes he’s the savior of the galaxy Yes he’s a pure hearted beam of sunshine BUT he came from a hick town in the Outer Rim with nothing to do but hang out in bars and use ROUSes as target practice AND he shares DNA with anakin skywalker so he can drink Han under the table and thinks traffic laws are a joke send tweet

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Love yall

Tomorrow is our 3 month friend anniversary

We all got nicknames on March 27

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Dumb Quarantine Fic Chapter Six

Poe is propped up on the headboard reading by lamplight, his book resting gently between Finn's shoulder blades. Finn is lying with his chest resting on Poe's thighs, arms wrapped around his waist, and their legs tangled together further down the bed. He had trouble sleeping the night before, and spent all day repotting the twenty seven plants they had in their apartment, on the fire escape and down the fire escape stairs. Poe is pretty sure he's out cold.

"Happy birthday," Finn murmurs.

Or not, Poe thinks. He checks the clock and sees that it is, in fact, midnight. He feels a little tug of warmth in his chest and rubs Finn's shoulder with his thumb. "I thought you were asleep."

Finn yawns and curls closer to him, "I waited 'til midnight so I could tell you."

"Thank you," he whispers, closing his book and sitting it on the nightstand so he can scratch gently at Finn's scalp like he knows Finn likes. "I'm the luckiest guy in the world, you know that?" Finn rolls over so Poe can lay down beside him.

"You can't do this now," Finn whines looking over at him, "it's your birthday."

"Oh hush," he pulls Finn onto his chest and hugs him tight, "I won't to go into graphic detail right now, but you are the sweetest, funniest-"

"That's sounding like graphic detail-" Finn complains.

"Most amazing person I've ever met," he kisses Finn's forehead.

Finn hums, "You're the best, and I'm gonna prove it by making you a pie so damn delicious that you'll… you'll..." he trails off, yawning and then sighing quietly.

"Get some sleep sweetheart," Poe murmurs, "you need it."

Finn is practically asleep now, just barely speaking. He mumbles something unintelligible, then whispers "love you."

"Love you too," Poe yawns, and closes his eyes, a smile on his face.

*****

"You're doing it wrong," Rose takes the roller from Finn. "Let me do it."

"The recipe literally says 'easiest key lime pie recipe ever,'" Rey comments from the counter, tossing popcorn into her mouth. "How is this so hard for you two?"

"Why don't you try it out, miss 'im so high and mighty I can't help make a pie for my friend's birthday,'" Finn quips back.

"Absolutely not," Rey shakes her head and eats some more popcorn. "I am the world's worst chef."

"I can attest to that," Poe says from the hallway.

Finn runs over to him, "no!" He quickly covers Poe's eyes, "how much did you hear?"

"Just Rey saying she's a bad cook, wha-"

"It's a surprise." He leads Poe over to the couch and lightly pushes him on to it. "Ocean's Twelve is on, so you just sit here and watch this while we work on your surprise, okay?" He turns to go, but Poe tugs on his wrist. 

"Gimme a kiss, it's my birthday."

Finn smiles and kisses him quickly. "Happy birthday," he whispers. "Now sit tight, you hear me?"

"Yes sir," Poe smirks, winking at him.

Keeping Poe out of the kitchen proves very difficult, but Finn had figured as much. He sets Rey on the task of keeping an eye on him from her perch on the kitchen counter. Three separate times she has to hop down and usher Poe back into the living room, and his whining can be heard the entire time they're cooking.

Finally, the pie is made and set and cooled, and Finn has cut a slice out to put on a plate. They stick a candle in the slice and light it, grinning at each other. Rose makes a kazoo noise and they all run into the living room.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! YOU LIVE IN A ZOO! YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY! AAAAANNNNNDDD," they all drew out the word, stomping and slapping the coffee table in a very exaggerated drumroll, "YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO!"

Finn held the pie out so Poe could blow out the lone candle, then flopped down next to him on the couch. 

"Aw, guys!" Poe grinned, taking the pie and the gifts the girls are holding out to him, "you shouldn't have."

"Open it!" Rose is bouncing excitedly in her seat, watching Poe as he begins to unwrap the gift.

He makes a show of taking his sweet time, tearing each piece of tape and gently peeling away the paper. When he finally has all the wrapping gone, it reveals the bright red box for a Nintendo Switch.

"Oh my god!" He pulls all three of them into a big group hug, "who's idea was this?"

"Mine," Rose smiles proudly. "We knew you'd been wanting one, and we've been wanting one, and overall it just seemed like a good idea. The rest is just games," she gestures at the other boxes in Poe's lap.

"It's the best," he gives Rose an individual hug, then opens the box. "We have to set this up now. Like, yesterday now."

The night ends with the four of them laughing themselves to death, screaming and playing Mario Kart. They're making such a ruckus that Jess calls to tell them to quiet down, but they don't care. Everyone's happy, as they should be.

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Thank you for the tag! @aramanna

Top Three Ships: Winteriron, Ironhusbands, and Peraltiago

Last Song: Music of the Night - Phantom soundtrack

Last Movie: A New Hope

Reading: In the middle of Les Miserables again

3 Random Things: Writing, Winter Soldier, Fire

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rules: tag 9 people you want to know better

tagged by @brick-studies

top 3 ships: Enjoltaire, Garashir, and Spirk.

last song: Stars

last movie: Star Trek First Contact

reading: Wicked

three random things: the hitchiker’s guide to the galaxy. scarves. drawing

tagging: @capitalism-is-a-disease @captainrandomstranger18 @cou-fey-rac @permets-tu-means-i-love-you @areyoumiserableyet @the-gayest-eponine

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May the 4th be with you

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luke skywalker's arc in the first movie was pretty fucking intense. like imagine being a simple farm boy, minding your own business, never having left your home planet, then one day you track down the weird droid you just bought and find out the local desert hobo is actually a space wizard and then by the end of the week you have a confirmed kill count of well over a million after blowing up the government's secret death weapon.

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Love y'all! 💝

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I’m sick to my fucking stomach

The map flag had the same color scheme as the pan flag and now they’re switching to the bi flag

If you see anyone with this flag or any variation

Run

Don’t fucking hesitate to block because pedos are now using this new “flag” and other forms of it

Can I get a signal boost from larger accounts? Start tagging people so this will spread

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When you get this, answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool!!) 💞

Aw thank you!

Ummmm....

1. I love my friends. They're the best. How I landed them is beyond me.

2. I love my hair. It's so long and thick.

3. I love that I am able to write and have an imagination

4. I like that I have been able to refrain from biting my nails

5. I like that my favorite color looks good on me.

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Dumb Quarantine Fic Chap Five

The sound of banging on the bedroom door pulls Rey from the warm, hazy world of sleep. She feels Rose's warm, solid weight curled up on top of her and everything comes rushing back. They've been locked in their room for more than a day now, drinking in their newfound affection for each other. Rey gently strokes up and down Rose's back until she blinks her eyes open. 

"Morning love," Rey whispers, kissing her forehead.

Rose yawns and snuggles closer, her bangs tickling Rey's chin. "Mmm," she hums, "we should probably get up."

Rey nods and checks her phone, she has about twenty unread messages from Finn and Poe, all telling her to get up and get ready because they were going on a supply run. She sighs and rolls over, gently pushing Rose off of her. "We're going out for supplies," she informs her.

Rose groans, rolling until she falls off the bed. "Why has god forsaken me," she whines. "Who needs food when you have a cute girlfriend? I never need to leave this room again."

Rey giggles, leaning over the side of the bed to look at her. "Trust me, I would much rather be a useless lesbian and survive off cuddles with the girl i've been pining over for nearly three years, but we ran out of granola bars and goldfish last night, and the jar of pickles you have in the nightstand went bad a week ago."

"That's homophobic of the pickles," she huffs. 

Rey laughs and gets out of bed, "come on, get up," she nudges Rose with her foot.

They each throw on some yoga pants and whatever clean sweaters they can find, brush their teeth and head out into the living room. As they're walking Rose stands on her toes to kiss Rey's cheek and laces their fingers together.

"Holy shit," Finn exclaims. "I knew it, I fucking knew it." He woops and shoves lightly at Poe who is standing next to him, shock aparrent on his face.

"Damn," Poe murmurs. "You were right."

"You owe me twenty bucks," he teases before running up to the girls. He hugs them both, then wraps his arms around both their shoulders guiding them back towards the door. "I'm so happy for you guys."

Rey giggles, "how long have you had a bet on this?"

"Five months," Poe answers, tossing his arm around Finn who has broken away from Rey and Rose to rub victory in his face. "Would twenty kisses be good enough, love?" He peppers rapid-fire kisses to Finn's cheek.

"No way," he butts their heads together. "Pay up man."

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Finn knows the smell of Target by heart, it's a mix of pizza hut pizza, starbucks, and something else he can't quite name. He takes a deep breath, but all he gets is the smell of the cloth mask he's wearing. Rose's sister sent all four of them individualized cloth masks in a care package a couple weeks back. Finn's was solid Navy blue, Poe's was black with stars, Rey's was purple with polka dots and Rose's was pink with little red roses.

"We're going to die in here, I can feel it." Rose adjusts her mask and gets a little too much hand sanitizer from the pump by the door. Her hands are shaking a little, and there's aparant fear in her eyes. 

"Hermanita," Poe pulls her under the arm that isn't tucked around Finn's waist, "you're psyching yourself out."

Rey tucks some hair behind Rose's ear, "you're going to be fine, I promise."

Rose sighs, "maybe a little, but let's hurry up, okay?"

"Of course," Rey says with a smile. "Where first, grocery?"

Rose nods, pulling out their list. They split up into pairs, Rose goes with Finn to the produce section while Rey and Poe tackle the frozen foods section. 

"Poe's birthday is coming up," Finn muses, inspecting the limes. "I was thinking about making him a key lime pie since we can't go out like usual."

"Adorable," Rose comments, taking a lime out of Finn's hand to smell it. "This one's good."

Finn puts it in the basket next to the nectarines and a bag of halos, leaving Rose to pick out some more limes and wandering over to the vegetable section.

"Broccoli?" He holds up a bag, showing it to Rose. She nods and motions for Finn to put it in the cart. "Maybe we could make a casserole," he suggests. 

"Good idea," Rose replies, tossing him the pen. "Put cream of mushroom on the list."

Together they pick out some onions, squash, zucchini and a container of sliced apples. After they've canvassed the entire produce section they give the shelves one last once over before moving on to canned goods. 

Meanwhile, on aisle seven…

"No, Poe, we do not need parmesan crisps and croutons, pick one or pick none."

Poe pulls out the big guns, his best puppy eyes, and Rey still stands firm, arms crossed. "Come on," he whines, "why not?"

"Because only two of us are getting unemployment checks and we have to play bills," she reasons. 

Poe realizes good logic when he hears it, but he isn't about to tell Rey that. "Meanie," he squints at her. "I'm taking this matter to someone who will care for my aching soul." He grabs both bags from Rey and sprints off. 

"Bloody hell, get back here!"

Poe jogs through the aisles until he finds Finn. He sneaks up behind him and covers his eyes. "Guess who," he says. This, however, backfires on him. 

The mask must have muffled his voice, because Finn doesn't even remotely recognize it. He turns around and punches his presumed kidnapper in the gut. 

Poe makes a strangled noise and folds in on himself. Every square inch of his lungs is completely devoid of air. He's pretty sure he's seeing stars. 

"Oh, shit-" Finn reaches out to him, "baby I am so sorry."

"Hhng," comes Poe's attempt at a reply. 

Rose snickers, "that's gonna leave a mark for sure."

Finn glares at her and gathers Poe up in his arms, "I swear I didn't know it was you," he rubs his back gently. 

Poe takes a deep breath, "I know," he manages, leaning heavily on Finn. "It's good to know you can kick ass if need be," he wheezes. 

After taking a moment to recover, Poe picks up the parmesan crisps and croutons he dropped. "I was coming over to ask if I could get both of these," he holds the bags up. 

Rose crosses her arms "what did Rey say?"

"I told him no," Rey answers, having finally tracked down her friends. 

"How much are they," Finn asks, taking the bags from him. He inspects the prices and Poe holds his breath for a moment. The price must have been reasonable enough because Finn tosses them both in the cart, "I'll get them for you."

"If I wasn't wearing this mask right now, I would kiss you," he grins and pulls Finn in for a hug, making a face at Rey over his shoulder. She pulls her mask up from under her chin to stick her tongue out at Poe before Rose slaps her arm and she pulls it back down. 

Rose rolls her eyes, "come on dorks, we've got a couple more things to buy."

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Lol I havent done my taglist in a hot minute