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europeans are so funny literally like “i can’t believe americans don’t have fresh bread” what the fuck are you talking about
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September will be filled with happiness.
September will be filled with blessings.
September will be filled with positivity.
September will be filled with progress.
September will be filled with kindness.
September will be filled with opportunity.
September will be filled with love.
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Objectively the funniest thing to come out of twitter’s sinking ship
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a detailed list of things I hate:
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.
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If you want Tumblr to lift the porn ban, you have to call your elected officials and loudly complain about the FOSTA/SESTA acts that are the reason the ban exists.
And you also need to be ready to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with the sex workers who have been fighting the ban for years.
If you want porn back on tumblr but don't want to stand with sex workers having the right to run their business, then you don't fucking deserve porn on tumblr.
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"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
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Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.
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Hey whats up with twitters thing for the doge meme as their mascot?
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