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23, bi, Enby, Robyn (they/them), this is the blog I follow from, but it’s basically dead in the water now.
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stormage-writer · 6 days ago
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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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reblog if you love they/them cock
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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the truman show dir. peter weir
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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Ever since the original tape of the Wilhelm scream recording session surfaced I have been losing my mind a little bit over it
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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logical brain: you have chores to do. do your chores
stupid brain: think about glados doing domestic things 
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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The way Kratos says that Faye “fought… beautifully” (and he really sounds wistful on the ‘beautifully’) makes me picture Faye absolutely laying into some guy. Just destroying this guy. Meanwhile Kratos is watching her with heart eyes. Faye is screaming and covered in blood. Kratos sighs: he has a crush of epic proportions.
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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I say this as someone who's trained in internal self-awareness and adaptive internal resourcing:
The kind of Brain Tigers that living paycheck to paycheck gives you are nothing less than horrific.
It simulates being persistence-hunted.
You can't think. You can't hide. You can't plan.
You can only run.
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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Tumblr in 2012:
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Tumblr in 2022:
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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i had a meet n greet with the anaesthesiologist for my top surgery and he said it’s his favourite procedure to work on because everyone who wants it is just so truly happy to be there, and i can’t stop thinking about this career that is 99% attending to various sadnesses miseries and woes and 1% having funny little dudes in dangerfield buttonups throwing themselves on the operating table like YEEHAW LET’S GOOOO
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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*sees the way an artist draws mouths* Oh, so you’re like HORNY horny.
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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basketball is the funniest sport ever cause they use phrases like "stroke it", "ball handling" and "finishing at the rim" completely dead-face serious and im trying to grit my teeth and not laugh
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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Photo by Kira Gyngazova
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stormage-writer · 2 years ago
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You are always, without exception, allowed to critically evaluate the information presented to you and make up your own mind about it. This is baseline human dignity; to deny it is abusive. Resist anyone, even the loudest and most influential voices, who tells you that allyship requires subordinating your own capacity for critical thought. You do not owe anyone that.
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