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[storm-priestess]

How do you pick the pictures for your tarot readings? The readings always end up so accurate. Thank you very much for sharing them <3

I have a weheartit account that I use for just about all the pictures, it always has a lot of pretty ones! and you're welcome <3<3<3

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Your pac:"▪°•○♡ DETAILS ON YOUR NEXT ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP ♡○•°", was so on point cause it is so me having my bi realization that a friend of mine look mighty fine lol. 😭

OMG I KNEW IT!! there was some heavy queer energy in that pile lolll

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The “things about your future spouse” reading was awesome!

I'm so glad you liked it! I plan to do a decent amount of fs readings bc they're some of my favorites

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Thank you for your PAC readings 🙏🏾

no problem!! I love doing them :) I'm a little slow lately but I plan to do more this weekend

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Im impress.

Some stuff is on point.

I was hearbroken and felt rejected.

I'm sorry to hear that 😔 I hope you feel better soon <3

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Paid readings are open! here are some general rules:

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♡°◌̊ LOVE READING ♡°◌̊ - $15

The love reading will be based around any love-related inquiry of your choosing. This involves questions concerning existing romantic or platonic relationships, theoretical, or even self love. examples:

what are their feelings for me?

what does our future look like together?

what do they want to say to me?

what do i need to know about my self love journey?

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general reading for school life in the next 6 months

career/work life

what would future you want you to know?

what do your guides want you to know?

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The future spouse reading delves into life with your future spouse. You may pick 3 of the following questions:

their personality/character traits

ways that you can recognize them

where you will meet

their love language

physical appearance

18+ details of your love life (this counts as 2 questions, since it’s bit more broad of a topic)

activities you do together

daily life in your marriage

If you think of any other questions, you can run them by me in your email!

[storm-priestess]

Hello!

Do you do free tarot readings?

BTW, keep posting more PACS I can resonate with your PACS & I'm enjoying Reading them.

Have a good day ^^

hi! I may in the future but i don't have any plans for it, if i do it'll most likely in the form of a game where the readings would be a bit short. for the time being I'm focusing on pacs and paid readings :)

thank you for asking! <3 and I'm glad the pacs resonate!!!

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your 'how do they feel about you' pac is so darn accurate like 💀, I picked pile three and it resonates so well bc I kinda feel the same too

to e, WILL YOU GO GET ME OR NOT? 😠

(jk oh gosh 😭)

come on e 😡 watcha doin bruv 😤 I just wanna have a talk 😭😭😭

(I'm glad it resonates c: )

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○•°☆ FUTURE SPOUSE'S DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU ☆°•○ (18+)

(all images taken from weheartit)

◇ Pile 1 ◇

sensory deprivation. they want to be in control, but they also want you to push back. they like a little backtalk

ultimately tho, they do want you to know who it is that's giving you this pleasure. I feel like they'd blindfold you, only to rip it off right as your about to cum and make you keep eye contact. they love to make their own rules, as long as you only sometimes follow them ;)

wasted/ruined orgasm kink, maybe? again, this is their desire for control

they want to tame a wild thing, not an obedient puppy. part of them craves feeling disobeyed so that they can push back harder

definitely multiple orgasms will be had here, most likely in quick succession. they're the type to keep going until you beg them to stop

technology is coming through. toys, toys, and more toys!

overstimulation with a vibrator, for sure

they do expect to get some attention as well, of course. maybe not as intense, but they do like the idea of taking turns so they can finally get their release

69 could be something they're into

they get off on your pleasure, and get off on withholding your pleasure 💀

◇ Pile 2 ◇

mutual masturbation. they like to watch you

again and again

they may treat sex like a multiple act play: there's watching you touch yourself, them touching themselves, them tying you up–making you watch them, them touching you with your hands behind your back… then there's oral sex, gentle caresses everywhere but where you want them most… and then maybe about an hour later the actual penetration (dick or strap-on, pick your poison) or main act

they like to thoroughly enjoy their time with you

build it up, just to make it taste sweeter

edging for sure

I'm not getting a lot of orgasms quite like the last pile; fewer but boy do they make them count

they may like to be a little teased themselves? not entirely a sub, but you teasing them certainly gets them going

could fantasize about losing control a little bit, letting go of the reins for a couple rounds

overall, I'm seeing a great emotional connection between you two as this all happens; more than anything they crave this time with you where you can both let your walls down and go crazy

◇ Pile 3 ◇

there's a right time for everything

they seem a bit insecure, like even in their fantasies they're not quite sure how this will go, or if you'd like what they do

there's this nervousness, like the second they decide to drop all their guards and be with you like this, there's no going back and it makes fantasizing a bit difficult because there's this large emotional weight attached to it

they have a variety of fantasies, though, when they do come to them it's rarely the same theme twice

they do seem a bit inexperienced and not sure of what they'd like… either that or they're so fixated on your pleasure that they fantasize about what your kinks could possibly be, and can't seem to decide

they put a lot of effort into making things enjoyable for you, so much so that they may neglect their own pleasure for a while only to be laying there after and realize 'oh shit I didn't cum'

not that they don't want to!! they're just treating this a bit like a job they know that they can't fuck up on

the lovers came out, so they definitely see you as someone they really want to please, someone who is worth the effort

they're trying to lay good groundwork that will keep you expecting the best from them throughout all your time together

very logical and evidence-based; show them how much you want them if you're trying to arouse them

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▪°•○♡ DETAILS ON YOUR NEXT ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP ♡○•°▪

(all pictures taken from weheartit)

○ Pile 1 ○

this person challenges you career-wise, as well as regarding your self worth

they will make you question why you let others treat you like shit, most likely at work, school, or in friendships

I'm getting that they give you pep talks, hype you up and remind you that you deserve to be respected and loved

very power couple vibes, albeit not super romantic, there's a lot of affection here

they'll support you through all the late nights stuck at the library or working overtime, cheering you on

this is extremely sweet :')

they like sending you messages when you're apart, letting you know that they're thinking of you <3

I can't get over how powerful this is, they truly help you see your inner light. whether this relationship lasts or not, you'll carry their influence with you forever and will never regret the time you spent with them, if only bc they helped you climb out of a dark space

they really, really care about your well-being, almost forcefully

VERY mulan and li shang vibe, although I get the sense you're a bit more nervous and self critical than mulan was in the movie

they're just so invested in you knowing your worth, it's beautiful

○ Pile 2 ○

whirlwind romance vibe, but I feel like your intentions are a bit mismatched. one of you is more interested in the romance and intrigue of it all, the other just a fun time

this could be on-and-off again, with one of you clinging onto the relationship a bit more emotionally than the other

a tendency to cling onto the other, trying to coerce them into putting more of themselves into the connection

regardless, this is a really fun time you guys have

towards the end things may get a little messy, but alongside the bomb sex the spontaneity permeates the rest of the relationship and you guys genuinely enjoy one another's company

I feel like it starts rather abruptly, and hinges on physical attraction to get the ball rolling. then you start texting, meeting up for casual dates/sex, etc, and then one of you catches a bit more intense feelings… (the other is still invested, just maybe not as… obsessed might be too strong of a word, but you get what I mean)

it does seem a bit unbalanced, but if you're honest about what you want out of the relationship you have a stronger chance of getting it. I do see evidence of effort coming from both sides to keep the relationship going, so hopefully you guys can find a peaceful balance that satisfies both of your needs

○ Pile 3 ○

this feels very different from the first two piles… I think this is more for just one person, or a small group of you. it feels like a personal reading

you're the enigmatic one in your friend group. you do what you want to do and are so charismatic that others follow you (not in a cultish way lol, they just love the fun that you incite. it's very sweet)

you've recently moved on from an ex or a crush that you pursued and their rejection bruised your ego a bit. you've just about recollected the rest of your diminished spark and are setting out anew, possibly determined to focus on yourself from now on

but you're met with a bunch of options… you've gained a lot of romantic attention and people are starting to come forward, or at least flirt a lil bit, shoot their shot, slide into dms, whatever

you're just focusing on your friends for now tho, no intentions of jumping right into a romantic relationship….

but it finds you. you don't even have to try

some of you… may realize things about your sexuality. you're attracted to a wider variety of people. that, and/or one of your close friends starts to look mighty interesting…

this is a deep connection. not just a fling or a gateway into discovering the depth of your sexuality, but a really beautiful pairing that means a lot to both of you

you might be at a party and drunkenly kiss your friend, only to laugh about it and carry on

but it becomes less funny later on

you won't be able to stop thinking about it

either that, or you're just hanging out with your friends and have a realization

regardless, this catches you completely off guard

this is really, really special

there's a lot more under the surface here, but it's not for me to convey. things are meant to unfold naturally from here on out. you also probably won't be able to get anymore information on this from other sources (pacs, youtube vids, etc). it feels a bit like the universe is wiping the dirt off their hands and being like 'there. I told you. figure the rest out yourself.'

take it one day at a time guys <3 everything will work out fine

[storm-priestess]

⋆ ⋆⃟⊱✪⃝⊰⋆⃟⋆⋆ THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE ⋆⋆⃟⊱✪⃝⊰⋆⃟⋆ ⋆

just some random short messages -

(all images are taken from weheartit)

♤ Pile 1 ♤

they crave a genuine connection, full of support and love, but they've been robbed of that thus far--starting with their family

they've been the victim of manipulation and abuse in their past, and have learned to fend for themselves

as such, try not to be too put off if they seem a bit detached upon first meeting. don't be afraid to tell them what you want and need from this relationship later on (as they may try and just bypass all the deep work they need to do to be in a healthy relationship), but be aware that this is hard for them. be honest and clear, especially when expressing affection

bc of their wounds, they may be afraid of commitment; part of them won't believe that this could be real, and they may run away from their feelings at times to avoid what they believe to be another heartbreak

words of affirmation would go a long way with this person, but they will be dubious and a bit uncomfortable for a bit while they adjust to this new version of love

♤ Pile 2 ♤

wild at heart, may have some commitment issues but appears to be working on them. you may have to give them a nudge

very into their work, could have a creative profession or something that involves travel

leo, aries and sag are shown here

with a water moon or venus

they have such a light about them, they glow when they're doing what they love

this may cause some jealousy on your end bc they put so much time into their work, but for this relationship to thrive you're going to need to let them keep their freedom and passion for their work/hobbies

they do like alone time… maybe they've dealt with clingy partners in the past? there's a soreness and sensitivity regarding that. they hate control

they definitely have a soft spot for you… allow them their freedom and they will come running back to you every time. you need to be secure for this relationship to work

they worry that you won't be down with this; past partners have probably broken up with them over their dedication to things outside the relationship

I was debating adding this, but it could also be something regarding their personal preferences? for example, they may be asexual, and worry that you wouldn't be down with that? or bisexual, pansexual, etc

there is something (safe!!!) about them that sometimes turns people away, and they're a bit insecure about it but ultimately know that they're not willing to compromise and this is what's best for them (good for them!!!)

♤ Pile 3 ♤

um, total badass???

they seem like the full package

they may appear to have everything–a good job, funny, people begging for their attention… but they're a bit sensitive, tbh

they have a tendency to hide behind a facade, people pleasing and cracking jokes and being the one people look to for a good time

but they feel like they have a hard time expressing themselves, and as a result find difficulty in relationships

they attract people who like their persona more so than their actual selves

very intuitive and can sniff out attention-seekers or gold diggers from a mile away

very intelligent, tho may not appear that way. they tend to smile a lot, so people may think that they're more easy-going than they actually are, and that those who approach them can get away with a lot more than they actually can

very conservative with their energy; life of the party but only have a few CLOSE friends that they tell their real feelings too

they seem to have taken a break from the serious dating scene for the time being, instead focusing on other things bc they're sick of the relationships they find themselves in

they're just not the right people for them, or not looking for the same things out of the relationship

a bit of a dark past, but that's pretty vague

good relationship with their family and a total softie at heart

it's giving very rom com vibes where the (suspected) playboy brings the love interest home and she sees the caring way he treats his family and discovers the side of him he's always been hiding

if there's anything bad about them, it's that they have a tendency to push others away before really knowing them, bc they anticipate the worst occasionally

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•´*¨`*•✿ • THEIR LATE NIGHT THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU • ✿•*¨`*•.

(some messages are 18+)

(pictures taken from weheartit)

♡ Pile 1 ♡

for some reason the phrase "you're my last hope" came to mind, but that's something they wouldn't ever say out loud…

the sun came out first!! yall know wassup

nothing but good things about you, truly

they picture you looking down at them? not in a condescending way, but in a… they'll be going down on you type of way

you have such control over this person, but they feel like you're too far away sometimes. like you're too good for them. they may know that you have a lot of options and consider themselves not the most obvious choice

anyway… lot of tit action here. a scene comes to mind where you use your hands to push them down to their knees, and on their way they're met with your breasts in their face. their eyes just pop wide open, and they're completely transfixed before you push them farther down…

man I need to do a reading about how your person is in bed, this is heading towards that direction lmao

they want to give you things, make you feel content, offer their love and material objects to show you that they're worthy of your affection

they want to hold themselves back, put your pleasure first before anything else

alternatively this could be a friends with benefits situation where they are catching feelings but perceive you as all about the sex, unwilling to give them commitment

they're feeling a bit weary tbh, as if they've already given up on you feeling the same. if this is something you want from them, consider going for it!!

yeah no, they're being blinded by their doubts, picking at all the moments where you turned away or didn't listen to them, ignoring times where you might have showed genuine interest

they want to build something with you, something that will last a while

it seems like you have this person, if you want them

♡ Pile 2 ♡

they feel like they need to fight for you, and that thrills them… but is there something behind that adrenaline that will sustain a long-term connection?

it's hard to say, but they definitely feel like they do. the king of pentacles came out, as did the queen

they think that you guys are a match, but there's some obstacle in the way that, as bad as it could be, thrills them. they love the romance of conquering a beast for their beloved

very fast-paced and passionate. I feel like they might have a tendency to romanticize small things or overthink them, too, but they do dream of the practical side as well. romanticizing a life with you

Pisces energy?

also I feel like they were hurt before, and that could be clouding their vision a bit

this person is prepared to offer you commitment, but perhaps might not be thinking with a clear head rn. I would suggest you take your time and feel things out before continuing down that road. or don't! it's your life ;)

you came into this person's life unexpectedly, or they grew feelings for you out of the blue, and it hit them like a truck.

they think about all they could do for you, all they could offer you, and the romance and comfort they could get in return

they dream of fucking you hard and fast, making any place you decide to curl up together your own little world

very kinky? 100% into butt stuff, and is willing to try anything once

again, they're ready to go anytime but want it to be a bit mysterious, like pulling you to the bathroom in a fancy restaurant. the only thing is I feel like they're much less inconspicuous then they think they are, not really in dragging you away but more so the dopey grin on their face after

a bit of a simp, if I'm to be honest

♡ Pile 3 ♡

you seem a bit younger than them, there's also a sense of 'waiting for you'... if you guys are under 18 and dealing with someone over 18, then first of all you aren't supposed to be reading this pac, and second of all this is a dangerous situation with bad dynamics and you need to get out asap. the rest of this reading will be geared towards those where this is NOT the case.

they see you as pure and chaste, maybe you're not the type to respond to raunchy jokes, or try and keep it to yourself. they rarely get to see a side of you that isn't either polished or innocent

either way, there is a certain elegance to you, and you're quite in touch with your sense of wonder and imagination. you may be amazed by small things, or act very excited when you're around them. in contrast, they are more jaded so this is like a drug to them

you could also be from a small town and them a city or perhaps they travel a lot, either way they somehow have more experience then you

which leads me to their late night thoughts

they want to play with you, show off their knowledge of sex and discover that you know more then you let on

they love the idea that you may secretly be a freak in the sheets and not let on to it at all, only to be underneath them and show them exactly how experienced you are

this is less bc they want you to take the lead, and more they want to be presented with a bit of a challenge.

maybe they can sense that you are a bit restrained around them? they want you to bite back when they tease you, but you deflect or take the high road? they're not really upset by that, but they fantasize about you finally returning the blows and sticking it to them

Scorpio vibes, for sure

the biggest thing for them is hearing your inner thoughts, inner desires, you saying what you're really thinking, ESPECIALLY if it's not what they would expect. they feel like there's more to you that they're not seeing, and they. want. to. see. it. ALL.

very deep, intimate, and emotional, but it does have a core of curiosity and light-heartedness. at the end of the day, they just want you to not hold back. tell them that you don't agree with their stance, or that you 'actually don't like pistachio ice cream, but thank you for ordering me something anyway,' you know?

they crave honesty, no walls up between you guys

so, of course, they think about stripping all the barriers between you too when the sun goes down

they want you to go down too, btw, and they'll return the favor. heads up tho, they expect a little bit of backtalk if they order you around… just a lil ;)

[storm-priestess]

☾*✲⋆. HOW DO THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU? ☾*✲⋆.

designed for crushes, but can be used for anyone. if it resonates, it's for you

(arranged 1-2 on top, 3-4 on bottom)

(pictures taken from weheartit)

✲ Pile 1 ☾

a lot of… new energy here. did you just meet? if not, their feelings have recently gone through a change, or they've had a realization…

with the 10 of pentacles in the center, I feel like they were/are focusing on work and then got hit with a love arrow, but what they want to do about that is still up to them

I feel like they are close to moving for a job, with the 6 of swords right next to the 10p, so their plans and feelings don't match up. this does feel relatively new, given the fool and ace of swords, so maybe these feelings aren't strong enough to justify declining a great job or even school opportunity (for some, they could be moving away for college)

either way, there's also a message of returning. they're trying to have faith that if it's meant to be you'll meet again at a better time

all of the lenormand cards i got point to a message, something coming to light, a secret revealed. several things come to mind as to what this could be. I'm thinking a) your feelings are revealed to them, and they (at first) don't know how to feel only to grow affection once the the dirt settles (or they have a grand realization right then and there, which seems a bit less likely but possible); b) they're feelings are revealed; or c) they (or you!) receive a job offer / college acceptance letter that changes the game. either way, a message changes everything

idk who needs to hear this but they're anxious, don't push them. I feel like someone reading this is trying to force affection out of their crush based on pac readings confirming their feelings. give them time, it's a little crazy for them rn (or it will be)

some of you are very intuitive and are very convinced that this is your person, or you will be with them in some romantic context. again, just bc you are ready doesn't mean that they are. just give them some time

i hope you enjoyed the reading! as always feedback is welcome and paid readings are open <3 

✲ Pile 2 ☾

very commanding energy. ngl i got a lil hot under the collar when the first cards came out

they are very insistent to take their own time. the type to hear your confession, reciprocate feelings, but still stay in the teasing or flirting stage bc they are not quite ready to take things to the next level

very 'booked and busy' vibe, they don't feel like a fuckboy, but they have assignments or a competitive job or sports or something that is splitting their attention

it's very passionate (not necessarily 18+, they just have very strong emotions, but they keep them in check well? like they can feel the most lovey dovey way possible but just smirk and go back to doing their homework bc it's due at midnight and they have the control of a fucking steam engine???)

total cap energy, I'll just say it

a lot under the surface as well? I feel like they show very little on their face, maybe they always seem in control and calm, but that's definitely not true. things get to them sometimes

bit of an escapist. has some self doubt and uses work or possibly relationships to escape from things they can't change or require a lot of effort to change. just make sure you're not just a distraction, as that could possibly happen

oh holy hot damn the 'true love' card popped out of the oracle deck, and then the 'wishes will be granted' card 😳 yall

this person is used to getting what they want, at least with people. maybe they fall in love a lot as well. but I would be dumb not to mention the very obvious possibility with these cards that they reciprocate your feelings

overall, they have a very fiery energy when it comes to love and perhaps are used to being chased, so be cautious and make sure that if you want commitment and a serious relationship you are getting it

the 'devotion' card also popped out as I was putting the cards away… just put your foot down and you will be more likely to get commitment out of this person. don't settle!!!

i hope you enjoyed the reading! as always feedback is welcome and paid readings are open <3

✲ Pile 3 ☾

if you guys are friends with your crush and have been getting mixed signals from them, this pile is for you

they're thinking about this connection way too much, so many cerebral cards came out

but also the 10 of cups???

I feel like they overanalyze every single thing you say and do, they are going crazy trying to decipher you

I also feel like they're not entirely sure where they want this connection to go? there's a lot of affection here, but part of it just seems like they'd be happy to have you in their life in any form

maybe they get that you're interested and are debating just going for it, bc they don't want to lose the friendship, but also aren't entirely sure that they have romantic feelings for you? they just like you so much, pile 3

part of them wants to keep things how they are, and are afraid of change, bc they don't know where this could lead and don't want to risk it

even if they do have romantic feelings, their thoughts are on stability. how can they stabilize this relationship? how can they ensure that you both get out of this confusing stage in one piece, holding hands and laughing about it?

might also be a sticky situation like a love triangle or their-ex-is-your-friend type of thing

they do seem very considerate though, they're not just listening to their own feelings but what's best for everyone

oh wow. for some of you this person has had eyes on you since they first saw you and has gotten used to settling for friendship. now they don't know if it's worth changing, since this worked out so well

they're so used to dealing with these feelings alone that they don't realize that the signals you might be sending them are real

they've calmed down a bit only to be thrown back into the arena

godspeed, pile 3 🫡

i hope you enjoyed the reading! as always feedback is welcome and paid readings are open <3

✲ Pile 4 ☾

they seem like they're going to go for it, pile 4

knight of swords and the magician??? not to mention all the cards I pulled with people on them are offering something, facing forward, very direct

they look confident, or at least they are when they're alone, analyzing your interactions

the high priestess is also here, and this particular deck has her smirking, very bold and confident in her intuition. I feel like they somehow know how you feel and are planning on doing something about it

I'm not getting a lot of their emotions, per se, just plans. it's up to you to decide if this person is sincere or just wants to pass the time

they could possibly be using relationships to validate themselves? insecurity or a past with heartbreak could make this person eager to show that they're desirable

again, emotions aren't being shown very much here, so either they don't have much of an emotional attachment to you or they are so far in the game that they have already decided to put their heart on the line and act, not contemplate feelings anymore 

yeah no I hate to say it but there is a bit of a playboy vibe here. protect your energy, pile 4, only go for this if you are okay with where it could lead

omg the charms that came out have me cackling

do they wear a lip ring??? bc if they do I feel like that might be a bit of a warning

also wear pastels or pink regularly, particularly preppy polos or button-up shirts

one charm is a cylindrical crystal attached to a metal hoop w small chains (like a dangly earring), and when it came out the crystal was fit inside the ring 💀 they got something on their mind for surree

if you are okay with one night stands then go for it, but if you are looking for something more I might suggest waiting things out a little bit. no matter what it's up to you!

i hope you enjoyed the reading! as always feedback is welcome and paid readings are open <3

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feedback is always appreciated!

yes/no questions are highly discouraged; please rephrase them in a way that leaves more interpretation (ex: “do they have romantic feelings for me?” → “how would they feel about pursuing a romantic relationship with me?”)

questions regarding the timing of a situation are generally discouraged, although they can be added as a sort of side question to a reading (for no additional charge) if you are okay with vague answers (i.e. “when this other situation passes” or “relatively quickly” are common answers i get for these questions)

refunds are ONLY given if very few messages are coming through, to the point where i feel there is little in the reading to justify the price. therefore, please do not rely on the possibility of a refund as it is up to me as a reader

questions delving beyond my level of comfort will sadly be denied. these include but are not limited to:

inquiries regarding an existing relationship that you are not a part of

health or legal questions

To book a reading:

look at the options below and pick whichever one best suits your inquiry

email me at the.stormpriestess@gmail.com to secure your spot!

upon receiving your email i will respond with a few questions to gather context and connect with your energy

payment will be made through paypal upon completion of the above step

once payment is received i will begin your reading and send it to you within 3 days (if there is a foreseen issue with time on my end i will make it known before payment is sent)

once the reading is completed, a picture or video of the final card spread plus a PDF interpreting the spread will be sent to you.

small and simple clarifications (i.e. inquiries about the overall energy of a reading, what a specific aspect of the reading is referring to, etc) are fine! just email me with your questions after you receive the original reading!

as i continue i will most likely alter these, but here are the main options:

♡°◌̊ LOVE READING ♡°◌̊ - $15

The love reading will be based around any love-related inquiry of your choosing. This involves questions concerning existing romantic or platonic relationships, theoretical, or even self love. examples:

what are their feelings for me?

what does our future look like together?

what do they want to say to me?

what do i need to know about my self love journey?

✦*͙*❥⃝∗⁎.ʚ GENERAL READING ɞ.⁎∗❥⃝**͙✦ - $15

For the general reading, basically anything not love-related is okay (except anything breaching the guidelines listed above, of course):

general reading for school life in the next 6 months

career/work life

what would future you want you to know?

what do your guides want you to know?

✧˖*✧˖*✧˖ FUTURE SPOUSE READING ✧˖*✧˖*✧˖ - $20

The future spouse reading delves into life with your future spouse. You may pick 3 of the following questions:

their personality/character traits

ways that you can recognize them

where you will meet

their love language

physical appearance

18+ details of your love life (this counts as 2 questions, since it’s bit more broad of a topic)

activities you do together

daily life in your marriage

If you think of any other questions, you can run them by me in your email!

[storm-priestess]

♡♡♡TRAITS OF YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE♡♡♡

take your time picking a pile. once you’re ready, head to your reading!

(all pictures are taken from weheartit)

♡ Pile 1 ♡

right off the bat a lot of feminine energy here. flowy, generous, flirty energy. def the type to hit someone up out of the blue just bc they felt like it. a very come-and-go vibe to this pile, but they are willing to commit, they're just prone to go wherever the wind takes them in daily interactions. aqua vibe for sure, but also a lot of water? cancer definitely. there's a huge capacity for emotion, but it almost feels as if they're running away from it? and not even in a purposeful way, they just see something shiny (a distraction) and are like oo! distraction! this feels better than being sad! or fear if the unknown!

tendency to isolate themselves from pain. if they have a past with heartbreak (as most do) they will hole up in their room with tv shows or video games if they start catching feels, only to emerge when the spirit strikes them hard and fast. they don't like to dwell on emotions or thoughts, they like to act immediately so they don't worry. may have been a very anxious child.

VERY into nature. a lot of cards came out with green and plant imagery, so I feel like they will be very into camping, hiking, biking, mushroom foraging, what have you. also something is telling me that they themselves are like a flower? whatever that means to you, it could be that they are sensitive, graceful, a joy to be around, or very pretty, for example.

makes friends very easily and flirts as second nature. if they are intending to create a relationship with someone (or actually interested instead of mindless flirting) I feel that they will isolate in order to avoid overthinking interactions or be a bit more rough around the edges: poorly timed remarks, putting their foot in their mouth, unsure when to leave the conversation or pick up on subtle hints. their eyes will have a certain heaviness when around you, like they found a piece of paper on the ground and open it to find a $20 bill. intrigue. you could easily mistake this as their usual flirting, however, if there was never a period before this where you were just friends.

just scared and sensitive at their core. they have such a beautiful soul and somehow simultaneously hide it and put it on display in their everyday interactions. they are open and closed all at once. you will eventually be able to tell exactly how honest they're being after knowing them for a while, as just about all they say is at least a half truth. they do tend to cater their words for their audience. very guarded, and use their contagious smiles and charming jokes as both armor and weapon.

i hope you enjoyed the reading! as always feedback is welcome and paid readings are open <3

♡ Pile 2 ♡

VERY practical. traditional in the romantic sense. mature. type to wine and dine bc they think that it's the only right way to go. a little picky, but I get the sense that they will melt when they meet the one. can't kill the perfectionist inside them, though, just makes them try even harder

although they WILL feel very mushy and gushy on the inside around their future spouse, they look at marriage and love as a sort of business venture. they must find the right partner, set the right spot for a date, have kids by this age, it all feels very… drilled into them. almost as if they had someone or something tell them that this is how successful loves go. if possible, I would ask you to try and make them open up to spontaneity a bit more, as I feel like this is stifling their inner child a bit. although this could just be my own bias, so go with your gut.

they do seem to look to their future spouse as the stereotypical feminine role: taking care of children, protecting the house, juggle chores, etc. you may need to knock some feminist sense into them if this isn't your idea of an ideal living situation

I want to say more about them, but… a lot of this just reads as a sort of wife advertisement. 'this is the kind of relationship they want', etc etc. they do seem to be very focused on their own career, though, so maybe this practical and logical approach is the only way they can afford to think of romance at this time

overall not a super romantic reading, but to each their own. that being said, I feel like once they commit to something, they are VERY dedicated to it, which can be quite romantic. not really the type to surprise their spouse with flowers on a random day, though. will buy jewelry on anniversaries though bc, just like the wining and dining, they feel like this can't possibly go wrong

i hope you enjoyed the reading! as always feedback is welcome and paid readings are open <3

♡ Pile 3 ♡

a traveler, definitely. the type to move in and sweep you off your feet with a wink. very dashing vibe, like a storybook. I will say, though, if you tend to enjoy practicality more so than spontaneity then you might be disappointed

the type to disappear on a Sunday morning and return with flowers or a new microwave (I feel like they'd be like oh crap we need a new microwave, and then pick the flowers up at the checkout. does that make sense? their whole personality feels like it's on a whim)

again, if you aren't the same way, this could throw you off at first. 'where did they go? when will they be back?' if you have unresolved abandonment issues, I think that relationship will take a while to enter your life so you have time to work on that. trust issues, as well. they do not seem like the type to walk out on you on a whim, though, their emotional ties are surprisingly solid.

they need time to themselves, is what it boils down to. they need that morning drive to the store by themselves, or that short business trip. they need alone time, but are worried that telling you would upset you. it has nothing to do with you! you're fine! they just need time to themselves a bit more than you might expect, or that you yourself need.

they may struggle with anxiety or depression, and need alone time to process their feelings away from distraction, please give it to them

a true lover at heart, as the lovers and 2 of cups both popped out. they really do love you, I do feel like they don't always show it in the traditional ways, though. just listen to them when they speak to you honestly, and you will both hear and see in their eyes how they feel about you.

again, you may need to distance yourself from your own expectations of their love language, and just keep an open mind. there is a lot of love here.

mysterious and cerebral. they think a lot more than you think they do

i hope you enjoyed the reading! as always feedback is welcome and paid readings are open <3