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Boop! im back! :D *gives flower bracelet* beep bop :D

HUZZAH!

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Trans teens era su fo emos? Is this some kind of spell?

SOME OF US ARE SNEET SNART !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

read bavkwards

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No cuz he actually ate with this one

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How's your daughter?

Þrúðr? Very well! Thank you for asking, friend!

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Hey Thor I know I'm Greek but do you want a mortal champion?

@xolues-child-of-aelous

A champion? I have no need! However I am always looking for new members for my bowling team!!!

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Absolutley! All killing will be off screen! The network has rules!

Watching Valhalla TV. What the fuck are these commercials. @mallory-keen-to-kill-you you see the one with the bear Mal

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It will be incredible! I will release a book too! I will call it 1100 Ways to Cook Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr!

Watching Valhalla TV. What the fuck are these commercials. @mallory-keen-to-kill-you you see the one with the bear Mal

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I will!

Thor, I may or may not have lost a bet to a elve and have to drink five bottles of elvish wine.. and I can choose one person to help me

Ha! You need not make a bet if you wish to drink with me! I will arrive shortly!

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Ha! You have fire! I will be there!!!

Thor, I may or may not have lost a bet to a elve and have to drink five bottles of elvish wine.. and I can choose one person to help me

Ha! You need not make a bet if you wish to drink with me! I will arrive shortly!

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I drank the ocean my friend! I can handle Alfheim’s wine! I have multiple bottles named after myself and my legendary bar crawls! Freyr can confirm this!

Thor, I may or may not have lost a bet to a elve and have to drink five bottles of elvish wine.. and I can choose one person to help me

Ha! You need not make a bet if you wish to drink with me! I will arrive shortly!

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Absolutley my friend! Perhaps you can meet a nice spear!

Thor, I may or may not have lost a bet to a elve and have to drink five bottles of elvish wine.. and I can choose one person to help me

Ha! You need not make a bet if you wish to drink with me! I will arrive shortly!

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Thor, I may or may not have lost a bet to a elve and have to drink five bottles of elvish wine.. and I can choose one person to help me

Ha! You need not make a bet if you wish to drink with me! I will arrive shortly!

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I have not! You two made delicious enchiladas!

Have you've seen Marvin? He stormed off after we got made into goat enchiladas last night for dinner. @stop-hammer-time @magnus-falafelking

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boop :D (please dont hit me with the hammer-)

Haha! Why would I hurt you? You didn’t take Mimi, did you?

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You are telling me she ISN’T a lesbian??? PROPOSTEROUS, MS KEEN!!!

maya hawke has a boyfriend... nobody talk to me rn

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Oh, my, well. This is interesting.

I don’t think I’ve spoken to you in some time, Thor Odinson. How are you?

-@byleistrlaufeyjarson

Byleistr!!!

How are you my friend? It has been too long!

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Yes, that is my domain! Was there perhaps a question you wanted answered?