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HYDRA operative: Status on Tony Stark?

Winter Soldier: target has been taken out

HYDRA operative: Very g-

Winter Soldier: It was a lovely restaurant. Candlelit dinner. He proposed at he end of it. My Last name is Stark now

HYDRA operative: Soldat thAT IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY TAKE THE TARGET OUT-

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hydra agent, the bastard: soldat, mission report

bucky: mission failed

hydra agent: …what?? how?

bucky: the asset cannot harm tony stark

hydra agent: details, soldat?

bucky: hes tiny

hydra agent: DETAIL IRRELEVANT. SOLDAT. KILL STARK.

bucky, slamming him into a wall: yOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. HE IS REALLY REALLY SMALL

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One half of my otp: *dies*

Me: it’s funny how you think dying is going to get you out of this ship

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Avengers: Endgame behind the scenes video from Chris Pratt

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in this house, we love and support Bucky Barnes.

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May i ask, have u ever thought u might have a fishkink darling?

shhhhhhhh ;)

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Full artist list!

Announcing finally our full artist list, yay! 

@k-o-a / @roselliart / @schlongdingdong / @aurelie-a / @aurigaearts / @kidovna-shhh / @bigbigtruck / @kevinkevinson / @cerithe / @claramarla / @campaignofmadness / @pussycat-scribbles / @kurageclear / @hana-tox / @sinnamonharumaki / @blushunder / @LordIzxy / @joannaestep / @virginpornographer / @kamapon / @yuckittie / @konveeart / @kyyhky7 / @lilienwolf / @chaoslindsay / @no2ng / @butleronice / @silencedmoment / @vaksur / @ngoc-ha / @crowladee / @themightynyunyi / @okdrawporn / @reallycorking / @redzonest / @raizzart / @notsaviforwork / @superbbep / @suppuuri 

This book will therefore contain 39 (including our prior announced guest artists) wonderful talented artist!! We are so glad to have you all and look forward to everyone’s submission 〔´∇｀〕

Thank you for everyone who applied, we were overwhelmed by the amount of you being interested participating in this project and are so glad you are as excited as we are! I wished we could have picked more but sadly we needed to keep our page count in check and were forced to decline some of the applicants even if we would have loved to have you! ;; 

Let’s make this a wonderful fun project for everyone!  ☆=(ゝω･)/

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free lockscreens // reblog or like if saving

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Ok but Steve and Bucky quietly getting married and not telling everyone, and then trolling everyone who tries to get them to “acknowledge” their “repressed” feelings for each other by giving misleading but technically correct answers to their questions like

Tony: So are you and Bucky getting married soon or…? 

Steve: Nope. 

Tony: But you are going to get married at some point in the future right?

Steve: Nope. That just wouldn’t work.

Tony: Ok but you’re totally dating.

Steve: Buck are we dating?

Bucky: Not that I’m aware of. 

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Giacometti Assets™ in action

you all remember this part right??

and well, that’s exactly what chris did.

he didn’t bother putting the swimming trunks back on before leaving the pool area:

no wonder yuuri looks a bit shocked, those are some majestic ice cold Giacometti Assets™ approaching at alarming speed:

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fuck...

this: aeries, sagittarius

that: leo, scorpio

you: cancer, gemini

me: virgo, taurus

my life: capricorn, libra

all of the above: pisces, aquarius

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Sebastian Stan + The Winter Soldier interviews: a summary

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From (ง •̀_•́)ง  to (◠‿◠✿)  in 0.1 second flat.