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Altered States

This #stonertititemovie was more on the #stoner side of things than the #tittie side of things. Lots of trippy cinematography. I've dabbled in meditation and this movie captures the feels I've gotten while practicing. There is a shadow-self component that was very real to me in my practice and this movie honors that. It's beautiful and definitely worth a viewing.

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Nicole Kidman

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The True Story of the Nun of Monza

When you take a 3,000 page book full of sex and whores and whipping and add to it 2,000 years of patriarchy and shame around sex and whores and whipping and you come out the other side realizing that sex and whores and whipping are wonderful to experience, you get an excellent #StonerTittieMovies.

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Anne Heche in Girls in Prision

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Amber Heard

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Amber Heard

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Anne Heche in Girls in Prision

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The True Story of the Nun of Monza

When you take a 3,000 page book full of sex and whores and whipping and add to it 2,000 years of patriarchy and shame around sex and whores and whipping and you come out the other side realizing that sex and whores and whipping are wonderful to experience, you get an excellent #StonerTittieMovies.

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The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

This movie is 100% #stoner and 100% #tittie but the thing that makes it 100% #tittie is you get to see Uma Thurman's nineteen-year-old right nip. You can also check the third animated image below for that same nip. Don't blink or you'll miss it. I still recommend you watch the movie. It's different in the way only a Terry Gilliam movie can be different. Gratuitous imagery. All taken from the same scene:

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The actor Sean Connery said turned James Bond into “a parody” https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/actor-sean-connery-said-turned-james-bond-into-parody/

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Ryan Gosling and Mackenzie Davis Blade Runner 2049 (2017) dir. Denis Villeneuve

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lost highway (1997)

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Barbarella

I can't tell if this is a good bad movie, or a bad good movie. Not too many #titties but the costumes allowed for some #TnA and the skin did build as it went along. The plot is something about Barbarella having to stop Dr. Duran Duran (yes, Duran Duran, for you middle-aged New Wavers from the '80s) from building or using a weapon. They set the movie up with dialogue at the beginning but then I was so baked by the end that all I know is there were a bunch of explosions and I think the good guys won. Interesting note: This movie was rated PG and it was made before PG-13 was invented by Spielberg and that asshole Jack Valenti. So back then you could get brief, ever so brief, flashes of #tittie in a PG movie. Today, you can barely get #titties into an R movie movie but you can blow the shit out of innocent people in PG-13. I'd switch that so you could see more #titties and less blood in PG-13 but no one asked me.

Images continue here: https://www.tumblr.com/stonertittiemovies/734712991121113088/more-images-from-barbarella

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More Images from Barbarella

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Cecilia

This was directed by Jess Franco who also directed Macumba Sexual, one of my all-time favorite #tittiemovies. I was #doomscrolling Instagram and #porn while I watched this so I have no idea about the plot -something about a couple experimenting with #ENM - and there was some good #TnA going on so I recommend it.

Anyway, here's some of those #titties:

Once again, it was found on Full Moon: https://www.fullmoonfeatures.com/jess-franco-s-cecilia/videos/cecilia

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a collection of films with pastel color palettes

✧ ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’ (2014) dir. Wes Anderson

✧ ‘The Young Girls of Rochefort’ (1967) dir. Jacques Demy

✧ ‘Edward Scissorhands’ (1990) dir. Tim Burton

✧ ‘Marie Antoinette’ (2006) dir. Sofia Coppola

✧ ‘The Florida Project’ (2017) dir. Sean Baker

✧ ‘Le Bonheur’ (1965) dir. Agnès Varda

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Bring Her to Me

Not much for #titties going on here but it was a decent horror flick with a fun twist at the end. There is only about two minutes of #TnA in this but it was a good movie to have on in the background while I was working. https://www.fullmoonfeatures.com/bring-her-to-me/videos/bring-her-to-me