stoner--poetry
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stoner--poetry · 6 days ago
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“Scape”
Dear vape
you’re quick escape
from the stress, you’ll scrape
although my lungs aren’t in shape
soon my life will become a video tape
unless I instead get addicted to a grape
yet you’re still my hero, only without a cape
my vape…
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stoner--poetry · 9 days ago
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This weed smells like ants rats
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stoner--poetry · 16 days ago
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What if we gave
the smartest monkeys
infinite weapons?
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stoner--poetry · 23 days ago
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Maybe one day
they'll let me play
with the other girls
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stoner--poetry · 24 days ago
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Sometimes
he sits
like a tempura shrimp and
sometimes
when he gets the mouse
he rubs it on his
big ol handsome cheeks.
My cat
Gets up on the thing
But he can't have any
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stoner--poetry · 1 month ago
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I went on one date with a girl in this cemetery.
My weed was too strong for her.
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stoner--poetry · 2 months ago
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Who did you say this weed was from? "The Grody Brody"? It smells very bad.
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stoner--poetry · 2 months ago
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Master of flower, im toking the j
Smoking your dabs and hitting the vape
Blinded by smoke I can't see a thing
Just call my name if u got more green
Flower
Flower
Just call my name if u got more green
Flower
Flower
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stoner--poetry · 2 months ago
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When the weed hits? no
When the weed gently caresses your naked body and whispers in your ear “I’ll be with you forever, if you let me” yes
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stoner--poetry · 2 months ago
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weed = wisdom
smoke energy
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stoner--poetry · 3 months ago
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( 🎶 Tomorrow's Mine 🎵)
You awoke me
Unleashed a fire in my cart
I will toke and I will outsmoke them
Hit blinkers in the park
Your mistake was to
Underestimate my flower
Won't let go of the pipe
Til tomorrow's mine
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stoner--poetry · 4 months ago
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( 🎶 Tomorrow's Mine 🎵)
You awoke me
Unleashed a fire in my cart
I will toke and I will outsmoke them
Hit blinkers in the park
Your mistake was to
Underestimate my flower
Won't let go of the pipe
Til tomorrow's mine
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stoner--poetry · 4 months ago
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Cool
I hope I get high from smoking tomorrow
I hope I toke all day long
They say that reggie is better than mids
We're pretty sure they're all wrong
I hope I smoke mids forever
I hope I never smoke indo
And I hope you cough before I do
I hope im always a toker
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stoner--poetry · 4 months ago
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Weed
Fog
by Carl Sandburg
The fog comes on little cat feet.
It sits looking over harbor and city on silent haunches and then moves on.
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stoner--poetry · 4 months ago
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Only now
Do I let the sun
kiss my skin.
And im going to smoke weed
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stoner--poetry · 4 months ago
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my mind hurts more than any toke I take
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stoner--poetry · 6 months ago
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I Told My Doctor
It hurts me when I do this
He said
Don't do it
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