stonegolem
stonegolem
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This is where i post all of my hilarious tumblr memes. I am a real, grown-ass nonbinary Elder Millennial, I am queer as hell, and I am not a TERF.
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stonegolem · 2 hours ago
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i guess i still have a project file for this 9 year old video which is still shockingly intact and i guess i had some extra stuff i ended up scrapping??? lol
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stonegolem · 2 hours ago
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When you say you're anti-CAM what does that mean? Like what does CAM mean in that context? I genuinely haven't seen that acronym before and I'm assuming you aren't anti-camming as in like the form of sex work
Complimentary and Alternative Medicine.
I am capable of turning off my inner annoying atheist, I am incapable of turning off my inner annoying quackwatcher.
I have had real life fights with people I genuinely love about this and I do not regret it. I will absolutely not regret shitting all over someone's $500 herbalist certification.
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stonegolem · 10 hours ago
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Huge thanks to Richard of the Order of the Blade for throwing me around!
(If you’re in the UK, consider checking them out! The order are a combat school with a really fun and welcoming ethos)
And as always, more bows, swords, and nonesense on Patreon
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stonegolem · 11 hours ago
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More medieval dyes for y'all!
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stonegolem · 12 hours ago
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This game is fun but I fucking hate the wheel of fortune
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stonegolem · 3 days ago
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if ye doont eat yer plot ye can't have any porn! how can ye have any porn if ye doont eat yer plot?
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stonegolem · 4 days ago
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stonegolem · 5 days ago
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people in okami when a wolf wanders into their town: oh hello doggy…what a majestic lovely coat you have…are you here to do some shopping for your master?…would you like something to eat?…hmm something seems unique about you…were you perhaps sent by the gods?…oh silly me, rambling on while talking to a wolf…
people in twilight princess when a wolf wanders into their town: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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stonegolem · 7 days ago
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stonegolem · 9 days ago
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stonegolem · 9 days ago
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Clarion-Ledger, Jackson, Mississippi, January 18, 1939
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stonegolem · 10 days ago
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cloth gown gridlock
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stonegolem · 11 days ago
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stonegolem · 11 days ago
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stonegolem · 11 days ago
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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf
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stonegolem · 11 days ago
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