stoned-with-the-devil
I'm the biggest clown around 🤡
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stoned-with-the-devil · 3 years ago
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truth is, I break my own heart thinking people are as attached to me as I am them.
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stoned-with-the-devil · 3 years ago
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Hey you-
Yeessss, YOU.
So I had a little question for you...okay?
would you maybe wanna...ya'know..possibly uh..be my valentine?
Yes? No, maybe? 🥺🤷🏼‍♀️👉🏼👈🏼
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stoned-with-the-devil · 3 years ago
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I get so anxious abt dating bc people are always expecting u to wanna do shit w ur life career wise like I understand to an extent you don’t want to parent ur partner but like ... what if I don’t want to work 9-5 every single day in this stupid society ruled under capitalism? what if I just wanna frolic in forests, take pretty pics of u and make you homemade pies and cakes?
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stoned-with-the-devil · 3 years ago
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How do you ladies clean your 🐱? I usually just use a brillo pad.
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stoned-with-the-devil · 3 years ago
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"So..are you a sub or a dom?"
I just wanna be okay my dude.
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stoned-with-the-devil · 3 years ago
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If seeing a large woman wearing a tank top, shorts, or bathing suit in public offends you this summer... BABY, their body isn’t too wide, your MIND is too NARROW🤭🧿
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stoned-with-the-devil · 3 years ago
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stoned-with-the-devil · 3 years ago
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Do you ever just want to disappear from everyone and everything?
Because same
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stoned-with-the-devil · 4 years ago
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If you complain about something, but put zero effort into fixing it. Then that’s your own fault and you need to take action before you try seeking pity.
But that's just a thought...🤷🏼‍♀️
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stoned-with-the-devil · 4 years ago
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IDK who needs to hear this but,
You are more loved than you know.
You are more than talented than you know.
You are doing better than you know.
Keep going.
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stoned-with-the-devil · 4 years ago
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Tim Burton says Black people don’t fit his movies aesthetics. That’s because they do it better ✨
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stoned-with-the-devil · 4 years ago
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I miss having sex but at least I don’t wanna die
More like I don’t miss sex and still wanna die
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stoned-with-the-devil · 4 years ago
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Yall ever listen to a song that brings up trauma you didn't realize you hadn't healed from yet so you have a 5 minute cry in the shower and feel better? Or are you stable?
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stoned-with-the-devil · 4 years ago
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I love the sound of the crunchy leaves when I shove them in my ass.
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stoned-with-the-devil · 4 years ago
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Just call me James cus I have that giant peach
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stoned-with-the-devil · 4 years ago
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My eyeliner wings are so big bc I'm over compensating for my tiny cock
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stoned-with-the-devil · 4 years ago
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Fuck... no matter how hard I try I'm stuck on you♡🥺
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