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Me and who

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “actually the gay bar is next door” and the horse says “I’m not gay”

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Fanfic authors be like "stay tuned for more" or "to be continued" and then don't update for twenty years, lmao.

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

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oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.

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what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

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Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

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you have no idea how enchanted I am by "Giant Robots and their tiny child who loves them" with TFA and is the entire reason I kept watching it

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed