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told my parents robert de niro's daughter came out as trans and he's being cool and supportive and my dad, in a terrible robert de niro impression, says, "you talkin' to they/them?" which like. not entirely accurate but he got the spirit lol

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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People talk about Elsa's "Let it Go" moment having killed the men of the Terror and the Erebus, but it goes farther than that. That same historically cold winter of 1846/1847 also caused so much snow that it led to an infamous American tragedy, as I learned when I read the nonfiction work The Indifferent Stars Above.

If Elsa killed the Terror and Erebus men, then she also doomed the Donner Party.

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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resting...

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guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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Journaling his thoughts

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put that old man in a situation

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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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Had this one in the drafts for a while. Young Geralt and Eskel :3

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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

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PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

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The second one goes in the wild, run my child, run, bite people Song: I was made for lovin' you by Kiss

I keep making the same mistake by paying more attention to colors when could make instead more movement rrrrrRrrRRrr I SWEAR TO GOD I WANTED TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH THEM, RUNNING AWAY, A CROWDED PLACE AND A "BATTLE" IN THE MIDDLE FOR SO LONG *head in hands* It actually isn't even close to what could be, I lack skills and time to take it out of my head XDD