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my esteemed rival,

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(( @confusingdream <3))

can this please get a reblog if you believe rp ships don't have an expiration date?

like unless there was some fall out that happened along the way. and whether it’s been a long or short while since our ship interacted and/or since we as muns have spoken/plotted something about it, you’d still be cool with starting that ship over or perhaps picking up where they left off ??

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daily   👏  reminder   👏  that   👏  you   👏  can   👏  display  👏  your  👏  character  👏 however  👏  you  👏  like  👏  and  👏  straying  👏  from  👏 canon 👏  is  👏 perfectly  👏 okay.  👏  it  👏  is   👏  your   👏  muse  👏  be   👏  as   👏  creative   👏  as  👏  you  👏 want  👏  develop   👏  your  👏  character  👏  explore  👏  them.   👏  trust  👏  me.   👏  we  👏  all   👏  want   👏  to   👏  gush  👏  over   👏  your  👏  muses  👏  as   👏  much   👏  as   👏  you   👏  do.

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Wheatley: *speaks*

GLaDOS:

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has this been done yet

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i’m so glad i played these games?? BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

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Did you know?

The cake is an alternative fact.

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Send ‘regress’ to meet my muse as a child.

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((I mean I bet her former body was p much scarred))

Reblog if your muse has scars.

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Come into my inbox and give my character a dream... or a nightmare.

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((Lmao WHAT))

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Normally the cube is just full of cans for some reason? Which I guess is what makes it weighted. So I emptied one out and modified the corners on the exterior a touch. It has a localized pulse generator now to detect shapes in its vicinity up to 60 feet that's been programmed to identify facial characteristics and buttons. If it's placed on a button and no one is looking at it it pistols anywhere between 2 and 4 corners to knock itself off of the button.

((Sorry I only just saw this it got buried in other stuff!)) “Very good. I actually really like the sound of that.” GLaDOS was amused at the thought of how test subjects would react to a cube that knocks itself off of the button.

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Youtube Poop version of Glados

“Let me just look through old files for an appropriate response..”

“Yes. I think that fits quite nicely. Only a horrible person would use such tired jokes. Next you’ll tell me about how my baked goods are merely fabrications.”

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I swear it was an accident this time.

“I think it’ll be the last mistake you make as well.”

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let glados say fuck

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I might've accidentally set the switch from "Neurotoxin" to "The Entire Bee Movie Script". Well, you can probably calculate which is more deadly.

“Your tired jokes are more deadly than anything I could come up with. I can already hear people mourning the loss of their brain cells.”