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This is what the animal crossing developers think “cool” means
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The zombie outbreak started 2 years ago now you find yourself cornered by a decaying zombie when you do the unthinkable and bite it first when it falls to the floor and grows its skin back and sits up and asks what is going on
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forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving
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i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping
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Treat her like a princess, but also smack that ass, pull her hair and fuck her hard
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Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
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He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him
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